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[The it of That (Satire) @TheitofThat1]

@emptywheel Sure Maggie Haberman was outed as “friendly” to Trump world criminals, but on the plus side, she just won the NYT Walter Duranty award for being a useful tool for a dictator.

Congratulations Maggie!

https://t.co/vLqbKym09Z

[The it of That (Satire) @TheitofThat1]

@WhiteHouse No healthcare for you, here’s hoping your kids enjoy their one pencil and doll. Enjoy! How The Trump That Stole Christmas.

[The it of That (Satire) @TheitofThat1]

@ChrisDJackson Without a statement, White House updates JD Vance birthday photo.

[The it of That (Satire) @TheitofThat1]

@FBIDirectorKash No one is above the law

[The it of That (Satire) @TheitofThat1]

@HeyTammyBruce Congratulations on being named Spokesperson!- Your bestie, Gingerbread person

Stories:https://t.co/GNuHJ6GKcj

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

NBC News projects: Angela Alsobrooks (D) wins Maryland Senate.

Earlier, Lisa Blunt Rochester won her Senate race in Delaware.

That means — for the first time ever — the Senate is about to have two Black women serving at the same time.

[Abby D. Phillip @abbydphillip]

Just in: 110-year old Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest survivor of the Tulsa Race Massacre voted today in Oklahoma. I’m told she voted for Vice President Harris.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

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[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

BREAKING: For the first time, Senate will have 2 Black women -- as both Angela Alsobrooks (Maryland) and Lisa Blunt Rochester (Delaware) are now projected to WIN.

Really wonderful news for the early part of the evening!

[Art Candee 🍿🥤 @ArtCandee]

WOOOOOHOOOOO!!!

Democratic superstar Jasmine Crockett held on to her seat in the House!!!!!

[Dan Przygoda @dprzygoda]

Fani Willis, the DA who brought election charges against Trump has WON reelection.

[Daniel Goldman @danielsgoldman]

Thank you NY-10, for entrusting me to represent you in Congress for another two years.

I’ve got your back in this fight to protect our families, our freedoms, and our future.

[The Election Center @ElectionCenter_]

Projection:
Democrat Ruben Gallego is the Projected Winner in the Arizona Senate Election. He will defeat Republican Kari Lake.

Democratic Gain

#ElectionDay #Election2024 #AZSen

[Andy Kim @AndyKimNJ]

We just won our Senate race! As a son of immigrants, a public school kid, I never could’ve imagined I’d get to serve as a US Senator. I’m deeply humbled and grateful to NJ and for everyone who got us here. I promise I’ll serve with honor and integrity as a public servant for all.

[Jim Lokay @Lokay]

WASHINGTON (AP) - Maryland voters approved a ballot measure on Tuesday to enshrine the right to abortion in the state's constitution.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

BREAKING: Josh Stein DEFEATED crazy Black Nazi Mark Robinson and possibly fucked up trump's chances in North Carolina!!!

[Jewish Dems @USJewishDems]

Senator @ChrisMurphyCT wins reelection!

A leader in the Senate, we are excited Senator Murphy will continue representing the people of Connecticut. Mazel tov @ChrisMurphyCT!

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

I’m hearing there are many long lines to vote across Pennsylvania on college campuses because of record youth voter turnout.

PENNSYLVANIA STUDENTS: IF YOU ARE IN LINE TO VOTE STAY IN LINE TO VOTE YOU CANNOT BE TURNED AWAY SO LONG AS YOU ARE IN LINE.

[Kamala for Georgia @KamalaForGA]

GEORGIA VOTERS: If you’re in line, stay in line! If you're in line by 7pm, you have the right to vote.

🔵Cobb County Civic Center
🔵Sugar Hill Church, Gwinnett
🔵Swint Elementary School, Jonesboro

Your vote matters! RT/share this post so others stay in line.

[The it of That (Satire) @TheitofThat1]

@megynkelly Was this the memory you were referring to @megynkelly ?

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Lmfaoooooo