Eric Decker

Technophile Extraordinaire

[Eric Decker @ThereWillBePods]

@ie_circe @nexttokimdavis I thought about Kim Davis not at all for years, goddamn her. It's like when that person that quit comes back to work in the office again years later. Unflushable.

[Eric Decker @ThereWillBePods]

@atmosenergy Gilligan's island had better infrastructure than Texas.

[Eric Decker @ThereWillBePods]

@axboe Well when he stepped down as head of Paypal (was fired), it made him a multimillionaire. Do a bunch of things wrong and let someone else take over is kind of his thing.

[Eric Decker @ThereWillBePods]

@axboe @gigatexal People need to go beyond not using iMessage and stop buying iPhones. Problem solved. Apple users WANT to be in a be closed ecosystem. They value their walled garden. So the company is only expressing the will of its customers.

[Eric Decker @ThereWillBePods]

@farmerjustice97 @wagnerplp @OKWildlifeDept IF this is one of the rudest comments you've read on twitter, there's a learning curve ahead of you.

[Eric Decker @ThereWillBePods]

@NoLieWithBTC Maybe worry about cops slapping people around rather than one slap between two rich celebrities. In related news, the Oscars will probably hire somebody to throw any future slappers on to the ground and taze them repeatedly.

[Eric Decker @ThereWillBePods]

@Cernovich Well, until we put the finishing touches on the robots. Soon.

[Eric Decker @ThereWillBePods]

@cryptocom This ad campaign is bizarre. Maybe your target audience feels like some kind of pioneer to be crypto investor number 17,429,742?

[Eric Decker @ThereWillBePods]

@TheOnion No one got covid because they already had covid when they walked in the door. You had to have a positive test to get in. #spreadthespread

[Eric Decker @ThereWillBePods]

@billyhall74 @mmobroflmfao @mcuban @jcarrell3 @ianmSC @DefiantLs There are a lot of colleges out there, so I'll take your word that this one made a promise. The language most schools have been using are phrases like, "we are hopeful that" or "based on what we know now it is likely that"

[Eric Decker @ThereWillBePods]

@CedarParkTX The rules are the rules, but I don't understand this concept of sight lines. Presumably you have to stop well forward of a car near the sign regardless.

[Eric Decker @ThereWillBePods]

@KatMeanJean So much wrong to unpack, but for starters, there is no such thing as a mortgage cheaper than rent for the same Sq ft in the same area.

[Eric Decker @ThereWillBePods]

@bowtieclub Thanks for swapping out my ties when I ordered the wrong size! I might get addicted...

[Jeff Ross @realjeffreyross]

BREAKING NEWS: President Trump is now on MySpace.

[Eric Decker @ThereWillBePods]

@lovesac, you've made me miss so many innings of baseball. Even some of the #WorldSeries2020. #toocomfortable

[Eric Decker @ThereWillBePods]

@mayahorgan @mcuban Literally the only ones? You might want to read about Brazil, Israel, anti mask protests in Spain and Belgium. Americans may not be smart, but we don't have a monopoly on stupid.

[Eric Decker @ThereWillBePods]

Lets just call #khudobin dyson, because he vacuums everything up!

[Eric Decker @ThereWillBePods]

@youtah Funny thing is, how many people crab about their hoa, but don't run for a board position or show up for a meeting.

[Eric Decker @ThereWillBePods]

@realjeffreyross You roasted me in Austin and I was so dumbstruck that I didn't remember anything other than how good you were at it. I read your book, and I admire you even if you do look like a Mr Potato Head left in the desert to melt.

[Eric Decker @ThereWillBePods]

@mcuban Other countries like Italy and New Zealand didn't need n95 masks to solve their problems. Stay home. Give people support so they don't have to choose between dying and being homeless. Make sure everyone can have access to Healthcare.