Delaney Knapp

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[Well There's Your Problem Podcast @wtyppod]

rt if you want us to review CHUNNEL

[Delaney Knapp @Theys_Aliens]

That’ll be a Deeeeeeead End @heyriddleriddle

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

y’all love saying i’m being gay for success but can’t name 5 successful gay male artists in the last 10 years to save your life

[alexandra @bigmoodenergy]

"airlines already go everywhere we don't need trains"

also if your flight is cancelled there are websites dedicated to finding the softest carpet to sleep on while trapped miles from civilization

[Well There's Your Problem Podcast @wtyppod]

boat? still stuck

[alexandra @bigmoodenergy]

oh no what is that blocking the canal

[Delaney Knapp @Theys_Aliens]

@MissionToZyxx Having any/all of the hosts of Hey Riddle Riddle would help balance the wack in the universe

[Adam Herman @AdamZHerman]

I am no longer impressed that Nicholas Cage managed to steal the Declaration of Independence.

[LL McKinney (mostly) Updates @ElleOnWords]

Even now, people keep tweeting shit with captions like “are you kidding me!“ Y’all stay surprised by this for some reason, and that’s why it keeps happening.

[Josh Marshall @joshtpm]

Insurrectionists telling journalists they're planning to get violent tonight. The passive response to storming the capitol has clearly encouraged it. They're not worried about repercussions since they're showing their faces on camera.

[Nick Tilsen @NickTilsen]

They call in the National Guard and forcefully remove indigenous people when we stand on our own lands in our own power, but they won’t call in the national guard on the white supremacist who just stormed the capital.

[Ali B @wtflanksteak]

Every single Black person, every single brown person, every single queer person I know was worried about THIS in 2016.

Most of us were called crazy or hysterical.

[Seth Everman @SethEverman]

breaking news: country self-proclaimed as ”world leader in fighting terrorism” leads world in creating terrorists

[NOAH CAINE @NoahCaine]

to make it here without dying is the epitome of white privilege

[jinti.bsky.social @MadeOfEyebrows]

People really entertained that "well if we defund the police what are you gonna do when someone breaks into your home" and now we're watching an over-inflated, over-budgeted military police force literally do nothing as terrorists breach the nation's capitol building.

[Anthony Carboni @acarboni]

Shout out to giant media corporations and their vested interests in pushing a “both sides” narrative that gave legitimacy to insane narratives for causing an attempted coup in the United States in the year of our lord 2021

[Ben Rhodes @brhodes]

If you don't impeach and remove a President for staging a coup, what's the point of impeachment.