Johnny

Professional Vegemite Consumer

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@Allyphrabot is this real

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@Not_Lime AMEN

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If you guys have to know, yes, yes i do indeed still have a boner for Jack Nicholson. Get over it

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I want to completely overhaul this account but idk that's a lot of effort

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@wordsofthedeep >implying you like porn from the sixties

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Scrolling back through my old tweets is as bad as looking at porn from the 60s. It's fucking gross

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oi this account is as dusty as my mums bits and just as dead. should delete

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@allyphra Yeah man, I should get back into it but it's so fucking time consuming

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Imagine how many memes would've been created if the internet was around when Old Man Abe got shot in the head

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@allyphra *teleports behind you. kisses your neck*

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It wasn't even that popular what the fuck https://t.co/cw0AUq3QHg

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This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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So apparently my meme quality has reached such a low that Buzzfeed has taken notice of it https://t.co/YoAbvVLjbq

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@Ryan_Tedder_C AYYYYYYYYYYYY RYAN MY DUDE

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@GaggingGarrett WOW them be arses

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@GaggingGarrett I dare you to send a verification request

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mate when you getting verified @GaggingGarrett

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it's been sitting there for a few months and it makes me sad i gotta frame it https://t.co/wjyGAuYjyZ

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man I got this vintage movie poster for my birthday in January but I don't wanna put it up until i frame it.

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man I got this vintage movie poster for my birthday in January but I don't wanna put it up until i frame it.

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australian teenagers who want to be fucking manga artists