Thom Velie

someday monkey won’t play piano song, play piano song

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

“Aww is the mass surveillance company worried about being surveilled?”

[erica @ericanextdooor]

she’s got larry david eyes

[Daniel Lambert @dlLambo]

Israel has murdered TEN TIMES more CHILDREN than the TOTAL amount of people killed on 9/11.

Think about that.

TEN 9/11s of kids only.

[Irish Unity 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @IrishUnity]

Israel committing genocide

[Peter Paul Gualtieri @Beaver_FallsPD]

Seems to me, instead of destroying the entire fucking country and half the World, we could have just released the Epstein Files in full and put everyone who raped kids in prison.

[Geraldo @voiceofgeraldo]

Lying about my birthday at chilis, getting caught, then escalating into a suicide by cop situation

[narancia gaming @naranciagaming]

hard to think of anything that describes america more succintly than a frightened, mentally disabled old man being told to vote with the party line to make other people's lives worse

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

Insane how there's public beef between the world's most popular toddler musician and Ms. Rachel

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_DIGB]

Ed Sheeran watches WW2 documentaries with a half and half scarf on

[tony the human D2.0 @tonythehumanD20]

My girlfriend said she was sick of me pretending to be a detective and that "we should split up" "Good idea", I said, "that way we can cover more ground"

[Dua @Duakz5q]

"Kids shouldn't be into politics!"

Yeah well, politicians shouldn't be into kids, but, here we are.

[Aidan Simardone @AidanSimardone]

Prosecute her for war crimes

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

If your religion tells you to hate people who are different from you, you're a cunt and your religion is shit.

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Hardly surprised to see an Israeli bombing

[🦢 @Fairyuxfhe]

Males think they're brave enough to fight a gorilla but in reality they’re not even brave enough to tell their friend to stop making women uncomfortable.

[Thom Velie @ThomProps]

@SamMcGuire90

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

They want to point cameras at your children swimming in your private pool but don’t want their homes to be seen on Google. Crazy that.

[serenity @sxserenren]

don’t kys you won’t be able to see all the funny tweets when trump dies

[𝕊𝕠𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥 𝕊𝕪𝕤𝕒𝕕𝕞𝕚𝕟 💾 @reset_by_peer]

The main argument against solar energy is that it would be impossible to hoard it and put it behind a paywall.