Thomas

enthusiasm enthusiast

[Thomas @ThomasSchiltz1]

My dog is a Pisces

[Thomas @ThomasSchiltz1]

Borris

[Thomas @ThomasSchiltz1]

#BestBarSupDogs

[Thomas @ThomasSchiltz1]

If my girl and I go to the arcade, she can play any game she wants cause I got it like that 😤

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

i don't understand people who complain about not having money but also don't do what's needed to make money. it's all about hard work and perseverance, just like my grandpa james goldman sachs used to say

[Thomas @ThomasSchiltz1]

Hey @united, can you not shove ads in our face and not let us turn them off?

[SpongeBob @SpongeBob]

listening to all that freeform jazz

[Thomas @ThomasSchiltz1]

So I'm trying to socialize my dog with different types of people and I saw two unattended kids riding bikes. I asked them if they wanted to pet my puppy. The older one said "No". I realized they were taught well and I looked like a creep

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

hmm this seems bad

[Thomas @ThomasSchiltz1]

I told my gf it was national boyfriend's day, and she said "ok"

[Thomas @ThomasSchiltz1]

Jack Harlow can (probably) say it

[The Pocket Report @ThePocketReport]

BREAKING: Senator Lindsey Graham (5’7”) has tested positive for Covid-19

[Thomas @ThomasSchiltz1]

@elliecahill67 Just get a dog

[eli 🐚 @MeanMug_Mamii]

i know i’m only 21 but every time i experience a setback it feels like the most excruciating and cataclysmic tragedy i’ve ever experienced lol

[Thomas @ThomasSchiltz1]

I'm either on black TikTok, or I'm on what white people think black TikTok is

[Thomas @ThomasSchiltz1]

I was just told that I was barely qualified for my new job, but my manager thought I was funny in the interview. So I got hired despite there being serval more qualified applicants with many years of experience and I'm just a funny college kid