Lisa Thomas

I need a never ending supply of bandaids for my family of klutzes...even the pets!! Do I look like a nurse or something??

[Lisa Thomas @ThomasTelpuk]

Beware of Twitter freaks! Fake pregnancies, fake famous dads (bet they're surprised!) Ritzy hotel lifestyle while begging from charities. Ringing alarm bells yet?? #Cataplexy #Narcolepsy Hmmm? Doubt it.

[Lisa Thomas @ThomasTelpuk]

@WombatNShadow Happy New Year everyone! Xx

[Lisa Thomas @ThomasTelpuk]

@SUNFiREcs @Lizzardo77 Maybe they have an immunity disease. Who knows. Maybe they have germs you’d rather not have.

[Lisa Thomas @ThomasTelpuk]

@DonnaBowe10 @RealHousewifeMi I’ve been molested and I’m not gay. Stupid theory you have there.

[Lisa Thomas @ThomasTelpuk]

@TunguskaGame @RealHousewifeMi Almost sounds like a recipe for peace.

[Lisa Thomas @ThomasTelpuk]

@WombatNShadow Fantastic news!

[Lisa Thomas @ThomasTelpuk]

@TonyIKnow @Ausshot3Dave We’ll tell you what’s racist and what’s not.

White people.

[Lisa Thomas @ThomasTelpuk]

@illhp_mike @grumpyoldfool62 Millions? Hopefully not.

[Lisa Thomas @ThomasTelpuk]

@LorEssa123456 @TracyWesterman Inclusive?? Ohh you must be white.

[Madam 'The Murderess' Wombat 🇵🇸🇺🇦 @WombatNShadow]

@ThomasTelpuk @LadyPoop2 @LindaMelisande @ThePix_isYugen @JustChillieh @LelHulagirl101 @ToMyPirateShip @DirtyComputa @wendycollins62 @D_Melissa2 @paulinehollywoo @victoria_racing @ladyaimless1 @LarhamNark @JonesHowdareyou Shadow is smart, not a weirdo conspiracy theorist and believes in #Equality for All #VoteYES23Australia #VoteYes

[Lisa Thomas @ThomasTelpuk]

@WombatNShadow @LadyPoop2 @LindaMelisande @ThePix_isYugen @JustChillieh @LelHulagirl101 @ToMyPirateShip @DirtyComputa @wendycollins62 @D_Melissa2 @paulinehollywoo @victoria_racing @ladyaimless1 @LarhamNark @JonesHowdareyou Shadow is pretty smart!

[Lisa Thomas @ThomasTelpuk]

@NotNickYesNick @antsharwood @wendy_harmer Boo hoo

[Lisa Thomas @ThomasTelpuk]

Just because my skin is pale (I hate the sun) and just because my hair is white (I’m old) don’t come at me with all your racist shit reasons I should vote No. #VoteYes2023

[Lisa Thomas @ThomasTelpuk]

@WombatNShadow Probably not!

[Lisa Thomas @ThomasTelpuk]

@xskinn Sad to hear this. You’ll miss him forever. Xxx

[Lisa Thomas @ThomasTelpuk]

@PalmBitch02 @ThePix_isYugen @LadyPoop2 @ladyaimless1 @BruceyBobElvis @JustChillieh @victoria_racing @earthma23 @LindaMelisande @D_Melissa2 @mel_giancarlo @EvieDaisy3 @WombatNShadow @LelHulagirl101 @brushhandsigns @revardin @KenMclee @ToMyPirateShip I always call her Rosie! She knows who she is!

[Lisa Thomas @ThomasTelpuk]

@ThePix_isYugen @LadyPoop2 @ladyaimless1 @BruceyBobElvis @PalmBitch02 @JustChillieh @victoria_racing @earthma23 @LindaMelisande @D_Melissa2 @mel_giancarlo @EvieDaisy3 @WombatNShadow @LelHulagirl101 @brushhandsigns @revardin @KenMclee @ToMyPirateShip Ohhh I can’t keep up with vortexes since my computer died! Such fun!

[Lisa Thomas @ThomasTelpuk]

@ToMyPirateShip @WombatNShadow @LarhamNark @MuzzaDavo @Em1945Em @JennyPineapple2 I’ll be back!

[Lisa Thomas @ThomasTelpuk]

@WombatNShadow Cats!

[Lisa Thomas @ThomasTelpuk]

@xskinn Brush your teeth with it.

[Lisa Thomas @ThomasTelpuk]

@xskinn Thank god!