Throbin William

[Throbin William @ThrobinWilliam]

Kinda wanna make this my pinned tweet

[Trey @TA1297]

That’s how you know his diamonds are real, yea he’s a menace but niggas a winner. I love winners.

[Throbin William @ThrobinWilliam]

@ralersch @shipwreckedcrew Sneaking in mexico here is crazy

[Michael Foster @realmfoster]

This is gonna sound weird: but I kinda believe in a version of the anthropic principle that says America produced so much wealth and population growth globally that any conscious being is disproportionately likely to have emerged in a universe where American was founded, so certain inexplicable events happened specifically to bring America into existence.

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

“You guys would have loved Shinzo. I called him Honest Abe, you know his last name was Abe right? And he wasn’t the first Honest Abe, frankly he was the second. But he was my friend.”

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

“Do you guys remember Peanut? Peanut the squirrel. And they killed him. Killed him like a dog. That’s who these people are. We can’t ever forget that.”

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

@SkinnyTuna They’re saying they love me

[dan @bierkonceagain]

@TheDryhtscipe Nothing is real anymore John, the important thing is only how we react to it

[Josh Rainer @JoshRainerGold]

I guarantee there is nothing in your wildest dreams you could say about this woman worse than what Clarence Thomas mutters under his breath

[Throbin William @ThrobinWilliam]

@TheVirtualFlame @ysn09_ He is autistic, for sure

[Throbin William @ThrobinWilliam]

@mininghistory However, its so significantly likely to have occured over a sparsely populated area that it’s any surprise that it did - only 25% of the earth is land, and a fraction of that is urban

[🅱️askerville @WB_Baskerville]

Scrolling through Netflix feels like you’re on a parody of a streaming service

[NOTarealwolf @NOTarealwolf]

@sailaunderscore

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

i love that sweet spot of like 8 beers where you get The Photographers Eye

[ϟentinel @sentinl_grave]

Playing categories at a bar. German couple got in on it. Guy bombs a Presidents round. Girl bet we’d name fewer Germans than her. Friends pointed to me. By round 30 of me naming Nazis she was visibly upset & her bf was holding back tears of laughter. I threw it some rounds later.

[Throbin William @ThrobinWilliam]

@Dljokl @cremieuxrecueil Is does seem surprising (unlikely even) that state where gambling has remained illegal have actually experienced a ~30% reduction in gambling addiction - suggestive of a flawed methodology

[Throbin William @ThrobinWilliam]

@onchainrapist @Polymarket Holy shit

[Aaron Slodov @aphysicist]

taps sign

[Throbin William @ThrobinWilliam]

Castiglione smiles down

[Acyn @Acyn]

Wright: 121 years ago, Albert Einstein published a paper—

Trump: Nobody cares.

[Kendric Tonn @kendrictonn]

Re: the inner tweet. There's a weird, or perhaps entirely explicable, tic for schlock art to rely upon some quirk of medium, and a quirk of medium that has little bearing on the final result, to justify itself. Once you notice it it's everywhere.

[Brendan Porath @BrendanPorath]

An iconic moment from the last U.S. Open Sunday at Shinnecock.