Thomas Cassidy

Part time clown (unremunerated), shitposter and designer of electronic instruments. Reluctant inventor of the Shrek butt plug.

[Thomas Cassidy @ThrombusCass]

Probably nothing more Technocapitalist Hellscape than using an enshittified platform to report an enshittification issue on another platform BUT @Spotify your cleanup algorithm has changed the band "Little Feat" to just "Little" and that's pretty embarrassing

[Thomas Cassidy @ThrombusCass]

@cedarblack @slimyswampghost @spacemacchiato You mean this is real and not just AI generated art?

[Thomas Cassidy @ThrombusCass]

@lunalathena I'm now seling concrete dildos if that's any consolation

[Thomas Cassidy @ThrombusCass]

@cedarblack Or your rug

[Thomas Cassidy @ThrombusCass]

@djdancooper @fesshole @robmanuel Was literally about to tag you in this mate ❤️

[Thomas Cassidy @ThrombusCass]

@cedarblack @Xaniken Ahahahaha

[Thomas Cassidy @ThrombusCass]

*accidentally clicks DuoLingo icon*
Argh shit no
*DuoLingo owl smashes through window*
Knew you’d be back fucker. Anyway you’ve run out of lives

[Thomas Cassidy @ThrombusCass]

The neurodivergent urge to put on a song you really want to hear and then immediately leave the room

[Thomas Cassidy @ThrombusCass]

@Donkarooo @Castro3Rgarcia It’s just a prank bro

[Thomas Cassidy @ThrombusCass]

@Castro3Rgarcia This guy really just pulled the classic ‘it was a social experiment’ backpedal…classic

[Thomas Cassidy @ThrombusCass]

Life is like a box of chocolates; if you leave it too long all the cocoa butter rises to the top and you can still eat it but it feels weird

[Thomas Cassidy @ThrombusCass]

@djdancooper ZZTop4U

[Thomas Cassidy @ThrombusCass]

@djdancooper Ahaha wow

[Thomas Cassidy @ThrombusCass]

@cedarblack @rynprry @nbaleave I'm gonna rip my own nose off

[Thomas Cassidy @ThrombusCass]

All late diagnosed ADHD kids can't cook...all they know is forget to charge they phone, shake leg, zone out, eat hot chip and lie down

[Thomas Cassidy @ThrombusCass]

@cedarblack Really?? Was just about to try this too. Thanks for the heads up xo

[Thomas Cassidy @ThrombusCass]

@No7Sammy ‘Apologise to me’ has me wheezing 😅

[Thomas Cassidy @ThrombusCass]

Revolutionary idea: two separate queues in Greggs - one for the builders ordering two dozen bacon rolls, and one for the people who want a single coffee

[Thomas Cassidy @ThrombusCass]

@RetchinBtchFace My logic behind it was basically anything that sounds like it’s being sung by a goblin or about goblin things like hoarding objects or living in a cave

[Thomas Cassidy @ThrombusCass]

@RetchinBtchFace Ok you are going to love and probably want to contribute to the ‘Goblin Music’ playlist I made this week https://t.co/UJt9kvNFLp