Hayley Carter

Founder of Breastfeeding Yummy Mummies Facebook groups and page
Community Nursery Nurse

[Hayley Carter @Thumper1982]

@amateuradam I see this and recall your descriptive prowess with utter horror.

[Hayley Carter @Thumper1982]

@scottygb Why is this so clear, but when there is a criminal to identify its grainy af?

[Hayley Carter @Thumper1982]

@susie_dent so looking forward to seeing you Saturday night at #chelmsfordtheatre
Will you be around to sign a book after? #wordperfect (don't worry, I already have the current book on preorder)!

[Hayley Carter @Thumper1982]

@thecuriousgeek will learners be able to wear pe kit tomorrow given the 26° forecast?

[Hayley Carter @Thumper1982]

@thecuriousgeek As we are forecast 27 degrees on Monday, will C8 learners be able to attend school in PE kit? Many, especially those with additional needs who can forget to drink, will not manage in long, dark trousers and certainly not in blazers.

[Hayley Carter @Thumper1982]

@susie_dent @jimmycarr Can't wait to see you in Chelmsford

[Hayley Carter @Thumper1982]

@1stepsnutrition @GMB @icelandrichard @DHSCgovuk I believe it states you cannot have free parking if you only buy formula. So long as you have other products that make up the stores minimum spend, usually £5, you can.
Iceland won't risk a fine by permanently reducing the price of formula, that's not a discount.

[Hayley Carter @Thumper1982]

@inpia @Pandamoanimum 🤣🤣🤣

[Hayley Carter @Thumper1982]

@parodypeterson @qikipedia 🤣

[Hayley Carter @Thumper1982]

Apparently this is what @CostaCoffee consider to be a mushroom, egg and spinach roll... 🤔 Maybe need a 🔍to find the rest of the spinach?

[Hayley Carter @Thumper1982]

@qikipedia Ooh, I'm permanently hypersomnolent.

[Hayley Carter @Thumper1982]

@Pandamoanimum Best tweet ever!

[Hayley Carter @Thumper1982]

@sanditoksvig And to you Sandy 🌈 🏳️‍🌈

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

I’m delighted to share, especially in Independent Bookshop Week, that I’ve been gathering my favourite etymologies in a single and - I hope - entertaining volume (out this autumn). Our language is truly wonderful.

https://t.co/cQ6zSFfXiA

[Hayley Carter @Thumper1982]

@missdianemorgan This looks amazing. @missdianemorgan is fabulous in everything else so will definitely give this a watch!!

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Apart from the hay fever, the constant sweat, the sunburn, the lack of sleep, the wasps, the bug bites, the baking hot car, the 3am sunrise, the non-stop disco from next door’s garden, the yellow lawn, the heat rash, the absence of air con and the complete lack of energy… I’m actually a big fan of Summer.

[Hayley Carter @Thumper1982]

#championsofeurope

[Hayley Carter @Thumper1982]

#championsofeurope hammer time

[Hayley Carter @Thumper1982]

#championsofeurope freed from desire