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Currently undefeated in the UFC

[Brian Schatz @brianschatz]

This anti-asian phrase which POTUS used, which I will not repeat, is a good reminder that the President is a full spectrum bigot and if he hasn't gotten to you yet he eventually will.

[Translate Things @TranslateThings]

Since Trump’s Impeachment Inquiry was announced, he's tweeted…

- 31 attacks on Schiff
- 33 attacks on Biden
- 27 attacks on the FBI
- 39 attacks on the Media
- 95 attacks on Democrats
- 32 attacks on the Whistleblower

Certainly doesn’t seem like the actions of an innocent man.

[Alfalfa Bill @okcapitoldome]

Cc all of Oklahoma

[Translate Things @TranslateThings]

So here we have Donald Trump quoting himself complimenting himself; and then thanking himself for the compliment.

Basically, this tweet is the human centipede of narcissism.

[Carolyn B. Maloney @RepMaloney]

So... we’re not allowed to call the President a racist but he’s allowed to BE one?

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

what kind of shithole country shuts down its government for 35 days and then tells the furloughed workers who can no longer pay their bills that they should be proud for the opportunity to be used as sacrificial pawns in the name of an expensive and unworkable monument to racism

[aída chávez @aidachavez]

“furloughed FBI agents volunteered to arrest roger stone” is the funniest sentence in the english language

[Deniz #FCKC @MrFilmkritik]

James Shaw Jr., the black man who took out the shooter at a Waffle House and then raised over $200k for the shooter's victims and their families, never got an invite to the White House.

The racist MAGA kids from Covington Catholic did. For harassing a Native American.

[RealHousewifeOfMichigan @RealHousewifeMi]

A 21 year old white male walked into a bank today and shot and killed 5 people.

How many immigrants stormed the border today and walked into a bank and killed someone? Not one.

When are we going to finally address the real crisis in America?

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

This is not a presidency. This is a crime spree by a con artist who is repaying his Russian debts and lining his own pockets.

[Richard M. Nixon @dick_nixon]

The Bolsheviks burned and stole and shot but occasionally you see their point.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

If the government shutdown lasts beyond tomorrow, domestic violence shelters that rely on federal funding will be forced to begin shutting their doors and closing down hotlines. In so many ways, lives are on the line. https://t.co/h7rySZMm83

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

Human scientists have just discovered the most fragile thing on planet earth and it is the ego of a white male Trump supporter.

[Fake SportsCenter @FakeSportsCentr]

😑😂😂😂😑😂😂😂

[Stephanie Ruhle @SRuhle]

Our governent is shut down & federal workers are going WITHOUT PAY, meanwhile Treasury Secretary @stevenmnuchin1 is playing golf on the beach on Cabo San Lucas with full SECRET SERVICE DETAIL.
HOW DOES THAT WORK?
(I’m pretty sure he is not there to collect payment for the wall)

[David Roth @david_j_roth]

My sources in the White House describe Trump as "watching television harder than they've ever seen him do it before" and "damp to the point that, when he moves, it makes a sound like a dish sponge being squeezed."

[Tia @TiaPet]

Brian Daniel, recent First-Semster-of-College Parolee, watching "World's Toughest Prisons" on NatGeo: *nodding*
"Speak truth, man. Yes. _YES_!"

[Tia @TiaPet]

I have really gotten into flossing lately.