Kinder Garden

[Kinder Garden @Tiberius_Castor]

@Justifiably_Me @PeterRHann1 April 9th, 1865, Lee surrendered to Grant. The legal end was August 1866, after Jefferson Davis (5/65) was captured; Pres. Johnson declared the war over. Texas was the last territory where Union forces did not have a presence to enforce US law.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Open Source Intel @Osint613]

Here’s what a deal negotiated from a position of strength looks like:

Iran reopens the Strait of Hormuz.
The U.S. lifts its naval blockade.

Iran dismantles its nuclear program.
The U.S. provides phased sanctions relief.

Iran stops funding and arming its proxy network.
The U.S. provides additional sanctions relief.

Iran abandons its long range missile program.
The U.S. provides additional sanctions relief.

Iran ends its systematic human rights abuses and opens the country to meaningful reform.
The U.S. and its allies support economic reconstruction and investment.

Hezbollah withdraws from southern Lebanon and disarms.
Israel fully withdraws from Lebanon.

Everything is based on performance.

No upfront rewards. Iran acts first. The benefits come after.

[Garry Kasparov @Kasparov63]

😂

[Bentley Midlerᵀᴹ @Sweet_Bee1972]

#smokefleet #smokerises #smokeinyoureyes

[Covie @covie_93]

Love how they got the reflecting pool in the background of jd vance's interview on The View.

[Josh Barro @jbarro]

The rhetoric of right-wing Israelis is sometimes indistinguishable from the rhetoric of anti-Semites

[Bad Fox Graphics @BadFoxGraphics]

The algae is now huddling in the center of the Empire State-sized Reflecting Pool, plotting its next steps

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Face it, Donny. The world leaders are literally turning their backs on you. Nobody likes you. Not even a little. 😂

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

@atrupar Trump’s hand is so nasty the Cryptkeeper uses it as a before photo.

[Really American 🇺🇸 @ReallyAmerican1]

Embarrassing moment for Trump, who is the only one completely oblivious to a group photo being taken. An unintentionally perfect snapshot of his presidency.

[BLYSKAVKA @blyskavka_ua]

⚡️ Ukraine has developed the DART missile, which is launched from stratospheric aerostats and is resistant to the effects of Russian electronic warfare systems, reports "Military".

After launch, the missile is guided by a navigation system, but at an altitude of about 6 km, the navigation is turned off, a solid-fuel engine is turned on, and DART continues its flight to the target without changing course, which makes it impossible for electronic warfare systems to affect it.

In the near future, DART is expected to undergo codification in the Ministry of Defense. In the future, based on it, they also plan to create a ballistic missile and a "surface-to-air" class missile.

👉 @blyskavka_ua

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

LOL the White House's top talking point is "American families no longer have to fear a nuclear armed iran." Yes people in Shreveport were panicked about getting nuked by Iran before this dumbass war started and made everything more expensive for them.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

He sent 13 service members to their deaths over “not very valuable stuff”?
168 Iranian school girls.
Thousands of civilians killed.
Our bases badly damaged.
Stockpiles depleted.
$80 billion price tag.
$6 gas.

For “not very valuable stuff”?

[Eh, what’s up Doc  @rabbitSZN2]

@Acyn @MeidasTouch Marco Rubio when he finds out he's got to clean the Reflecting Pool

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

$300 Billion sounds pretty desperate to me.

[Covie @covie_93]

The 'deal' is one page long and they still haven't released it yet, why???

[Kinder Garden @Tiberius_Castor]

@samstein @DanielBShapiro The piece guesses at what's in the MOU; most importantly, it doesn't address the mission of the US Navy and its allies post-WWII: freedom of navigation of the seas. This potential agreement to talk has global implications beyond the ME, including in the South China Sea. CHAOS.