bring back dollar menus

used to do many things and now I do a couple of things

[Alex @ajak1033]

The Spurs know how to TAKE the lead, they just don't know how to HOLD the lead. And that's really the most important part of the lead: the holding

[Mark Asch @MarkAschParody]

shot bolt upright at 5am with a vision of Conan wandering through the Backrooms in the Oscars cold open

[Public Enemies Podcast @PublicEnemiesHQ]

What if there was a streaming service just for WWE’s full library and all of the other libraries of wrestling that they own. Some kind of network maybe?

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘OBSESSION’ surpassed ‘THE MANDALORIAN & GROGU’ on Wednesday at the box office, retaking the #1 spot domestically.

[The Man of Astoria @depechejoe]

You gotta hand it to Bill Pullman in Lost Highway: “That’s fucking crazy, man” is the perfect response to a frightening being telling you he’s in your house right now

[Tua Tungasahur @OchoReacts]

Future: I have crippling anxiety and depression mostly stemming from my years in poverty and doing unspeakable things to escape my situation. I find it hard to maintain deep connections with others due to my trust issues and cope by sleeping with copious amounts of women who I will never commit to and I shower them with material possessions so they will stick around and provide me with instant gratification. I have many children that I fail to provide with the necessary nurturing for their development. Sometimes I question whether I even want to continue living

Me:

[Chris'thulu, the Accursed Harbinger 🐙🐲 @komradekhris]

Being such a hater that you have to pretend to gas up bottom 5 De Palma lmao

[lana schwartz @_lanabelle]

in honor of bob dylan's 85th birthday i will reveal that the other night i looked up how far he and don draper would have lived from each other in 1965

[Bloody Disgusting @BDisgusting]

Arnold Schwarzenegger will return in KING CONAN from director Christopher McQuarrie, with filming set to begin next year.

"Look at the movie by Clint Eastwood, Unforgiven. It will be a lot like that but with extraordinary battles," Schwarzenegger tells website The Arnold Fans.

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

30 years ago today, The Simpsons aired "Homerpalooza," the classic episode that brought Sonic Youth, The Smashing Pumpkins, Cypress Hill, and Peter Frampton to Springfield.

In this oral history, James Iha, Sen Dog, and Peter Frampton relive the making of the legendary gig.

https://t.co/6W1TlwVjxJ

[Allen Ivermectin @FanSince09]

No. We’re not doing this. Blockbuster sucked. The mom and pop video store was cool but Blockbuster was bad, the whole process of going to blockbuster was bad. I’m a physical media guy but there isn’t anything I miss about blockbuster

Video stories died out bc people were tired of Blockbuster. The late fees, never having what you want to see, scratched discs and worn out tapes.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

A whole generation losing the genuinely important ability to bullshit through an annoying assignment

[Neeva Gang 2.0 @PunishedGramsci]

The movie couldn't spell out any more clearly that these jobs are entirely ephemeral, soul crushing, and unstable. The entire thrust of the second and third act is mass layoffs based entirely on vibes, the characters psychosis is entirely due to this precarious position.

[isaiah @tlop444]

there’s not a single soul on this planet that could’ve predicted this

[Rob. @Robfrfr]

They out here charging $20 for 8 wings. I don’t give a fuck about no aliens right now

[mina @getinthedevice]

@willmenaker Ted Turner has one of the funniest Controversial Comments sections on Wikipedia

[Luke Barnett @LukeBarnett]

Give this the Pulitzer.

[Bobby Eaton Da Pussy @AidanThaGod]

CM Punk should keep beating people up because it's hilarious and they all deserve it

[patrick. @imPatrickT]

me and the boys before THE ODYSSEY