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'ferocious' & 'little too zealous' public defender. Recovering perfectionist. #PSLF success. Stranded 1000 miles from Broadway. Reaction gifs for life. she/her.

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#CancelHulu ✅

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Carded while buying beer en route to getting my face lasered, so I guess the skincare is working ✨

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@ASFleischman It must be nice to have one of those prosecutors who exercise some discretion.

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My sweet baby Sam (black) passed peacefully on Saturday, at home in this chair where we loved to snuggle. If there are any real people left on this app, this update is for the few that saw his 2-year chemo journey. He was my heart dog, and I am a little less whole without him. 🖤

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Lady lawyers - I need new clothes. I feel my best in a v-neck sheath dress, preferably machine washable with pockets. Alternatively, classic suits (nothing trendy). I'm really working to find ethical/sustainable/small business sources for all my essentials. Suggestions?

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Think good thoughts for my brave boy today

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The things my husband does to me on road trips

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If you see me in my front yard talking to a bale of straw --

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@laurenashastro Does two evils and a normal count?

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I just pop over here occasionally to balance out the censorship on @tiktok_us. My saying "Dwight you ignorant slut" was removed for violating guidelines, but someone commenting "good" on a video about a plane crash where hundreds of people died was not.

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Hey @TheIMRF how is my annual salary a *security* question when gov't employee salaries are public record?

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@gayguycandleco And eating some Doritos, she earned them

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💫 Twinkle twinkle little star, remind them who the fuck you are 💪🏼

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My sunscreen collection, minus what's in my purse, at my desk, in my car, and SPF lip balms 🫣

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Given to me by a client who needs it more than I do but has a sense of humor about it

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All that to say, be kind to the crazy lady.

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When I drop Sam off at chemo, my routine is to walk through my favorite garden, then go to my favorite BBQ place, where I have a beer on the patio by myself at 11am and despair over the unfairness of a dog's lifespan (and cry). Aware of how insane I look, I tip generously.

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Malign for advantage. Always.

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Those menacing public defenders maligning officers for sport by *checks notes* ensuring said officers didn’t violate their clients constitutional rights.

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@ellewilson He's a gorgeous king, may he reign forever