Tif Wegmann

Seeing, evolving, willing, achieving. Beyond the next worlds.

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One thing in particular that annoys me is everything.

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Hey pals who actually read my stupid tweets. Please take note: @fitbit > @oura in all fields. Cost, user friendliness, customer service, WORKS (duds are just a rare unfortunate fluke but they take care of it ASAP). Tried and true tech with improvements and perfect additions.

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@ouraring I'll send,but if you had customer service you'd already have my dispute email. You need me to fix your company for you? I don't even care about $16 now. You're doing everything wrong. I can fix it for a fee. Otherwise, get a CA biz attorney, fix it. & be rdy to settle$$ with me🤑

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@scrowder @elonmusk @jordanbpeterson Lol

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@ouraring Hey friends. Beware of this company. If you want to see it all and realize you've been bamboozled, I have endless proof. But find out what happens if you call their customer service line. It's one of my favorites.

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@elonmusk I've compiled more evidence than I ever imagined, to the point where now it's dark humor. They sent me a broken ring, and I decided to return after I looked through their mistakenly "superior app and algorithms!" They kept my shipping and taxed it too. Had it 2 days.

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#withoura👑 @elonmusk Hey. I reported the @ouraring account because their company is practicing illegal business. Fraud. Theft. False advertisement. It actually doesn't work at all. All the good reviews you come across before the real stuff comes, fakes or power of suggestion.

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@ouraring @markingram Yeah. Contact their support team!!!! OH WAIT. You can't. Because it doesn't exist. FRIKKEN oura. You have no idea how much proof I've found out about your shady, ILLEGAL, practices and flat out fraud. Maybe it flies in Finland. But not in the USA. Theft, fraud,list keeps going.

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@elonmusk You may as well buy America at this point. Fixed McD's ice cream, cocain cola, slurpees the same consistency the whole way through, dollar stores really cost a dollar because the tax is already calculated in, and hover boards since we missed the Back to the Future deadline.

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Damn. Lurking back on what I used to repost... Twitter was LIT back in 2015. So many hilarious people out there. Now everyone's just a politic.

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Don't read stories that aren't true. They write these stories to mislead you. Listen to @elonmusk
https://t.co/S9wh9hQiBf

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@elonmusk Already there.

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I'm here for @elonmusk

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Oh my darling, can you hear? My words so pure they burn your lying ears. https://t.co/HLMz5xgxDa

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You had so many free outs. So many chances to get away from me, get away with it, and shake responsibility. Why didn’t you take any of them? Why couldn’t you let go of me? Ignorance would’ve been bliss. But now I am stuck forever understanding why I was, “Uninvited.”

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There's a strange sense of accomplishment that comes from getting someone who was shitty to you to block you. So sorry, did I bother you?☺️

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That time a psychic on the AC Boardwalk told me no relationship I have will ever work out cuz I already missed my soulmate. Still relevant.

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@illuminist33

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@illuminist33 Jeremy sends his thanks to you though. He’s been trying to get back into my bed for years. Your faux persona reignited my sex drive, and he’s very happy he gets to take the 5 year V card this weekend. I promised it to him originally, but then revoked it for you.

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@illuminist33 or you could just find a chick who isn’t computer savvy, with double your IQ and quadruple your common sense next time. Or, idea, don’t cheat? This is not revenge. This is karma catching up to you. It just had to take a piece of MY heart for the greater good.