A. Schwarzenigga

[A. Schwarzenigga @TigBesticles]

@ATLairport You're a bunch of clowns.

No announcement over the PA. No information of where passengers should go. And CLEARLY no plan to manage an incident like this.

Total clown show.

[Ron Perlman @perlmutations]

If you’re pissed off about wearing a mask, wait till you hear about seatbelts!

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

Girl named Riley Morrison asks @StephenCurry30 why his sneakers don’t come in girls sizes. Steph responds.

[inknose @inknose]

ppl are hung up on who rey's dad is & meanwhile chewie is right there. driving her to jedi practice. keeping the engine running. dropping her off to meet the new boyfriend he doesn't exactly approve of, but just tells her to get home safe. her search for a father figure is OVER

[Norm Kelly @norm]

If Steve Carell isn’t in it, don’t bother. https://t.co/fOn5rJTqQJ

[Norm Kelly @norm]

Losing the trust of Young Metro. https://t.co/yZJaAlzAEV

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Everything dies. No one wins. Chicken wings are for losers and Buffalo is hell on earth.

Pls enjoy arbys and our newly acquired affiliates

[A. Schwarzenigga @TigBesticles]

"Dedicated to the Gods and the Earths"

[A. Schwarzenigga @TigBesticles]

"Dedicated to the Gods and the Earths"

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Steve Bannon sitting on the National Security Council is dangerous and unprecedented. He must be removed.

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

No matter what country you're from, Arbys is happy to remind you that you're all banned from entering heaven bc it doesn't exist.

Eat Arbys

[All In with Chris Hayes @allinwithchris]

South Dakota voters pass anti-corruption law, GOP lawmakers declare state of emergency to get rid of it #inners https://t.co/gy2SXDd0sM

[President Obama @POTUS44]

Thank you for everything. My last ask is the same as my first. I'm asking you to believe—not in my ability to create change, but in yours.

[Norm Kelly @norm]

Me: You're a politician, stop tweeting like this.

Inner me: You're too lit to politic.

[Norm Kelly @norm]

The city is currently looking into how we can extract the salt from my haters & apply it to roads this winter. Will keep you guys posted.

[Norm Kelly @norm]

It's that time of year when people start to sneeze/get sick. Help prevent spreading germs by dabbing when you sneeze. Don't use your hands!

[A. Schwarzenigga @TigBesticles]

@vincestaples who the fuck is Vince Stapes?

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Tom Brady said he's going to vote. No word on who he’s voting for, but given his love of deflated leathery balls...

[A. Schwarzenigga @TigBesticles]

Watching the Vice-Shitshow on YT, wondering what the "war on coal" is. #VPDebate #VPdebate2016

[A. Schwarzenigga @TigBesticles]

S/o to @chrisrock for blessing dope rap albums with skits since @ least 1998: #Tical2000, #CrunkJuice, #MBDTF...