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ethical decadent, dandy in the undergrowth. writes words for fun and profit. believer in love, gin, magic, & the Oxford comma. they/them. banner by @alyfell

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chatting w/ kid#2 about differences between dementors & ringwraiths

kid#2: we don't know the dementors don't have horses. & the ringwraiths sort of drain frodo

me: so what you're saying is, some of those that ride horses / are the same that suck faces?

this is why i had kids

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just toasted @CountBinface w/ espresso martinis. two of the few things that i can wholeheartedly enjoy about tonight's shenanigans

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right i'm back on twitter (the only entity i cheerfully deadname) just for election night, how's everybode doing?

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I LOOOOOOVE THIS

[LUCY 🏳️‍⚧️💀👑 @regal_bones]

Happy Pride! 💛🤍💜🖤

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your last saved photo is your spirituality

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'what's it like working in the cannabis industry as a parent?'

well i've just spent five minutes turning the weed leaves on the promotional company beach ball they sent us during lockdown into big black stars so kid#2 can take it to camp

[Richard🔥Wells @Slippery_Jack]

🔥May Day Greetings from Summerisle🔥
A postcard I boshed together a few years back...
🌞

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@nick_octopus Bisto Royale

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@mollymcghee i've generally interpreted letters opening 'dear sir/madam' like i'm a non-binary knight

*bursts into castle room brandishing sword*
IT IS I, BRAVE SIR MADAM

i have many of my own coping mechanisms

[Joseph Fasano @Joseph_Fasano_]

I visited a class of second graders to teach them about poetry, and this is a poem one student wrote.

What is Life?

My name is Marisa.
Today I feel like a wealthy lioness prancing in the fields.
Sometimes I am a fox.
Sometimes I am a wolf.
But always I am loyal.
I ask the world, "What is life?"
And the answer is
a wealthy lioness prancing in the fields.

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@nick_octopus aaaaaaaaAaaaaAAAAAAAAARRRRRGHHHH

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happy 420 to those who celebrate

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

medieval italian writer boccaccio, when writing about paradise, described a land with a mountain made of grated parmesan cheese, inhabited by people who spent all day making macaroni and ravioli and rolling them down the mountain for the other inhabitants to eat

[The Ronettes Pickering @Mudkipstoat23]

If singular "they" is so damn confusing, how come the gammon never got cross with the Queen for singular "we"?

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@DiscordianKitty oh shit no wait i thought 'year you were born' ahahahh

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@DiscordianKitty

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aaahhahahahahahahahaaaaaaa

[Lilah RPG 💜 🇵🇸 @LilahRPGtt]

No, but seriously, I've been waiting weeks for them to notice 🤣
A Terf was handing these cards out at Posie events, but put the wrong URL on the QR code, which redirected to an unclaimed domain. So the domain was purchased and turned into a site calling Posie a fascist 🤣

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@Herne_TheHunter do we know for sure what kind of grain? because this sounds a lot like how you make charas

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@paulfi i read tarot & i'm psychic & neither of those things are any use when it comes to predicting when the pizza will show up

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best easter biscuits

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PSA for every bigot who's ever told me i have no sense of humour: yesterday my partner played me a 4:07 min compilation of his farts through the big speakers in the living room & i laughed so hard i've pulled a muscle in my stomach