Jimothy Smell

I got bowel cancer from eating too much meat, lung cancer from smoking too many bongs, brain cancer from listening to too much Radiohead. Now I am cancer.

[Jimothy Smell @TimBells_RimGel]

@StandWithUs Were there really even any doubts he went to the island?

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@jimmycarr re: "you can't have an easy life and a good character" spiel.

[wint @dril]

the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"

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@HumansNoContext Q-tip

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@elonmusk You are such a Ross

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@UNdiplomatStyle @SamanthaJPower @GerardAraud @UN @USUN @deystreet Came here from reading her book and I am powerfully disappointed.

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@ghostofmandi That's not the worst breakfast I've read about, at least as far as Americans go.

Then again Australians drink a VB Longneck for breakfast according to this one video I saw.

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@LePapillonBlu2 Richard Nixon was responsible for helping ease the nuclear arms race, creating environmental protections, and eventually resigned for reasons the average person neither cares about, nor fully understands. Trump is just a megalomaniacal see-you-next-Tuesday.

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@LePapillonBlu2 if there's one thing i know about patriarchal regimes, it's that the imagery of death goes a long way to dissuading them, take the nazis, for example, who were only defeated after the british interfered with their uniforms and added skulls to them.

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@elonmusk i came here to delete my account lmao

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@CHAPOTRAPHOUSE I NOTICED VERMIN COMING INTO MY KITCHEN FROM A GAP UNDERNEATH MY DISHWASHER, SO I BOUGHT A SKIRTING BOARD AND WROTE 'KARL OVE MOUSEGUARD' ON IT.

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@chapocheck y'all are gay as hell and it must have rubbed off on me cause I'm sitting on the toilet and all I can think about is a parody movie called "the unbearable tightness of Ian"

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@whitefeeIings Strange, it works on mine.
Windows, Google, N64, Android - that's my CV up until now. I thought I was for sure betting on the wrong horse this time, but, apparently not.

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@Shyizzlee What's your assessment of manhood based on?

Their astrology charts?

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@antifamouss What's the common denominator?

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@slime_golem 10/10, would help as a writer for your webcomic presumably about twenty year olds who regularly drink Robitussin.

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@mardirooster Remove flesh spell: For those frugal magicians who don't want to shell out the extra silver for summon skeleton.

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@slime_golem Fuck these are so cool.

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@HardSciFiMovies In Australia we have Coles, Woolworths, FoodWorks, and Aldi's, and I'm convinced ninety percent of Australians would, while visiting a new town, walk into a Coles looking for Woolworths brand products.