Tim Keward

Stuff (general). Over there instead. He/Him.

[Tim Keward @TimKeward]

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[Tim Keward @TimKeward]

@OmakomaBetze Paderborn has/had a large British ex-pat community due to the presence of the army.

Kaiserslautern is nicknamed K-Town, has a football team that attracts huge attendances, and has a local economy heavily supported by US military money.

Your question is much more valid.

[Tim Keward @TimKeward]

@FootballCliches It definitely doesn't meet the "romanticism of the cup" threshold but a sub striker scoring to make it 3-0 to "put the tie beyond doubt" with these sounds is immensely satisfying.

Is there a min distance away fans have to travel before they can be "rewarded"?

[Mansfield Town FC @mansfieldtownfc]

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[Komedia Entertainment CAS Feed @Arthur_Strong]

They really were getting on my nerves that day

[Tim Keward @TimKeward]

I live in Canterbury and I agree with Rosie Duffield.

I live in Canterbury and I vehemently disagree with Rosie Duffield.

We badly need parliamentary reform to get rid of, well, all of this.*

*'They're all as bad as one another' still doesn't hold and is a bullshit cop out.

[Tim Keward @TimKeward]

One for @OtherBundesliga. Spotted In the middle of the football desert that is Canterbury (the English one).

[edgarwright @edgarwright]

“Oh my god I’ve got some fucking Jaffa Cakes in my coat pocket.”

'Spaced' was first shown on @Channel4 on September 24th, 1999. Thanks to Simon & Jess for believing in me to direct the whole thing at 24! If you worked on it or watched it back then, thank you x

[Tim Keward @TimKeward]

@vincentfranklin I believe that he is but I'm skeptical that they're all hand filled in that kitchen.

[Tim Keward @TimKeward]

@FCK_UK @Rote_Teufel For those of us based in the UK, here's the link to the live broadcast (KO 7.30pm) via @SkyFootball's YouTube channel - https://t.co/8O9MQuK7u6

[Tim Keward @TimKeward]

Jadon Sancho in a subtle disguise there. #BHAMUN

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

A contrast in emotions for both teams... 😅

[Tim Keward @TimKeward]

@archiert1 A convenient excuse for the next time Jonathan Tah becomes marooned in his own penalty area.

A convenient excuse for Gladbach when they, once again, fail to spot that they've left Frimpong about 10 meters away from everyone else.

[Tim Keward @TimKeward]

@MTFCShirts @mansfieldtownfc It's a brave person who tries to predict a Clough line up when he's promised changes! I mean, I don't think Bowery will be playing in goal but I can't be certain he won't be.

Regardless of line up you've got a point about midfield options looking a bit sparse.

[Tim Keward @TimKeward]

That might work for now but when the course dries up she's going to struggle.

[Le Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift @LeTourFemmes]

🚤 @lucinda_brand on the attack!!!

🚤 Attaque de @lucinda_brand !!!

#TDFF2024 | #WatchTheFemmes | @GoZwift

[Nick @ManUnitedYouth]

What a stunning two weeks. Just the very best form of escapism in the world #Paris2024

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

France: "This was nice let's do some art and some weird stuff to close the show and it'll be nice"

America: "STAR SPANGLED BANNER. TOM CRUISE. GUITARS. MOTORBIKES. RED HOT CHILLI PEPPERS"

[Tim Keward @TimKeward]

@IamHappyToast @quantick This is what you receive when you order a poster of the Spice Girls from Temu.

[UNISON - UK's largest union @unisontheunion]

UNISON will stand up to the politics of hate

Christina McAnea’s message - ‘Unity is our strength’
https://t.co/AenikeciWK

[Tim Keward @TimKeward]

@DanRebellato The rule of (blokes who look like a) thumb seems to be: Never going to use it = set it alight. Contains staple parts of their diet (fags, booze, vape juice) = loot it.

[Sid Lowe @sidlowe]

No RT, no quote tweet, and no response to them, not even naming them, because that’s what they live off. But you know who they are — and what they are is a bunch of reprehensible fucking shits. Fuck off.

[Tim Keward @TimKeward]

@OmakomaBetze @Rote_Teufel Ich könnte mir vorstellen, dass Marlon ein toller Handballspieler ist.