When you’re a boy you wanna be Goku, the playful protector with a heart of gold.
When you first enter manhood you wanna be Vegeta, the grizzled warrior with ice in his veins.
When you reach your mid-20s you realize you’re Yajirobe, a fat guy with a sword.
When I was a teenager, my buddy Steve and I used to dress his mom’s dog up in her cop uniform, gun and all, then send him into her room to wake her up. To this day, nothing brings me joy like seeing a dog with a gun.