Bama Bear 🐻

Lover of Jesus , Whiskey , The Crimson Tide and all things southern..living and working in Arkansas , Born and raised in ‘Bama. How’s ya momannemm?

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

It must be fun being Zuckerberg and knowing you have dick pics of 63% of all the people questioning you, and can unleash them at any time.

[Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer]

My husband and I are co-counsel in trial today.

We already had an argument about who would drive to the courthouse.

This should be good.

[Paul Joseph Watson @PrisonPlanet]

If you see this, please retweet it. Testing something. Think I’m being shadow banned.

[Roseanne on ABC @RoseanneOnABC]

@TimMcCulloch10 Tonight’s the night you’ve been waiting for! #Roseanne is back! Same cast. New episodes. 8|7c on ABC!

[Share Better @Share_Better]

.@Airbnb allows illegal listings on its site, and refuses to hand over the addresses to law enforcement. Who's in your building?

[Paul Joseph Watson @PrisonPlanet]

Retweet if you're a Trump supporter who couldn't give a flying f**k about Stormy Daniels. #StormyDanielsDay

[Bama Bear 🐻 @TimMcCulloch10]

@CountDankulaTV This!!!

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

Ayy fam, gonna need to crash at your house for a while. @POTUS

[Bama Bear 🐻 @TimMcCulloch10]

@LeahNTorres You’re definitely hearing those screams at night when you lay your head down, that’s why you give “no opportunity”, it would drive you mad.

[Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer]

I’m just sitting here waiting for hell to freeze over before I do these dishes because I am nothing if not a woman of my word.

[Owen Benjamin 🐻 @OwenBenjamin]

Starting a gofundme for my stolen bike from 1989. A black man stole it, so I only think it's fair that other blacks pay for it now. YOU weren't responsible, but your race was. So you owe me money. If you don't give me money for my bike. You are racist. It was 180 billion dollars.

[ThePersistence @ScottPresler]

I Have A Message For Paul Ryan:

You are on the verge of losing your job. I want an answer for what you're doing to pass legislation, work with McConnell, & ensure we win in November.

@SpeakerRyan doesn't know who I am. Will you retweet this & make sure he sees it?

[Rack Paper Scissors @RackOfSteel]

I would never do a tweet about being passive aggressive.

Unlike some people I know.

[sliver of grace @sliver_of]

If being sexy is all you have to offer, you have the most replaceable quality.

[Rock @TheMichaelRock]

I'll start following your twitter rules when you start paying me for this shit.

[Bama Bear 🐻 @TimMcCulloch10]

@PPIndKentucky Say there’s no such thing as gravity five times, and then jump off a 10 story building and see how that works out for you