Tim The Tard

Timmy! Timmy Tim Timmy! You didn’t choo choo choose me and that head movie makes my eyes rain. X clearly doesn’t want my cash for a blue check (speech/reach)

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@CAgovernor Real footage of Gavin using magic to make the deficit disappear

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@KnickerbockerOH Not for much longer, bye!

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@Kirkvillian @alphafox They’re claiming the process is repeatable, meaning it could be replicated and proven. Why would code be the same if there actually were code hypothetically? A line of code would be non sequential and unique for the line and function.

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@Weinsteinlaw Fuck you and Pete

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@Tim_Walz Oh no! These political attacks are awful! Tell us more about that pillow biter, we’re all so concerned.

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@Variety Destroy her? What if that would have been rock bottom and a day that moved her to sobriety? It’s just a hypothetical, but a real possibility nonetheless. She wakes up reading and hearing all about how she ruined the Oprah interview, goes on a binge, gets pissed, gets clean…

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@cperruna It’s okay to be gay, no one is judging you for that. The family? What are you? The Borg? Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile. Total tool.

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@gavinthomas2015 Shallots…as in don’t put shallots in my ramen and add an order of takoyaki please, thanks.

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@alphafox AI can’t drink and drive a lawnmower? That’s ridiculous!

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@dom_lucre You think we all prefer Floridaman on meth to have a gun just because of his lack of melanin when he crawls out of the swamp on his alligator? No

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@dom_lucre Why would it? They’re realistically not ghetto trash just from the proper technique

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@SenBooker Temu Obama wants to open the borders to Temu Americans 😆

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@GovKathyHochul Red state’s will start placing checkpoints at the borders of blue states to keep them from getting in 😆

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@GovKathyHochul Soon you won’t have any law enforcement, good luck Kathy

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@RepWilson Haitians will not live in fear of being deported from home when they’re back in Haiti where they belong

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@SenSchumer @GOP You mean by deporting noncitizens? That’s fixing the elections?

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@StephenKing Where was your proofreader and editor when you needed them genius? 😆

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@SenSchumer …and here

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@SenSchumer No, it’s directly because of their violence and instability back home.

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@ABC That’s cool he’ll just send those fuckers packing with the Haitians and Syrians. No need for voter ID when everyone is an actual citizen 😆