Tall Tart

Instagram: @timelordtyler I fed a cat a Dorito once. @ me

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Help me not have to look for this video. Sorry for the spam people on my timeline

[papa fish @jordanfisher]

I BELTED AN Eb5 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE TONIGHT HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP

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Where all the ladies and theydies with cellulite? Bring that topographical ass over here.

[✨ Tara Wine-Queen Writes ✨ @TaraWineQueen]

Happy Pride Month to the cast of The Mummy and all the awakenings viewing it inspired 🩷💜💙

[the x files ! @scullyxf]

happy pride month bisexuals

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In a bar today, I learned Buzz Aldrin’s mother’s maiden name. You’ll never guess what it is.

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When’s the last time you ate cereal? Honestly.

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@juliareinstein @robotsNcomedy

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Above all else, MIB was the first real piece of media that got me into SciFi as a genre. And this ending was my first existential crisis too.

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

The men in black ending had me stunned when I first saw it

[Tall Tart @TimeLordTyler]

Call the previous owners and offer to pay more after the fact.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

You just bought a house and this happens. What do you do?

[Àjọkẹ́ @susuajoke]

I’m an armpit smeller I fear

[Tall Tart @TimeLordTyler]

Who wants to write a screenplay with me?

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I’ve never wanted anything more than to be an actor/philanthropist puppet attached to Kepl’s hand.

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There’s not really a better feeling than your really smart and capable friend telling you they’re willing to put time into something you’re working on. Like such a confidence boost.

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You want me to stop polluting the oceans? The thing that killed Jack Dawson?

1 plastic straw please.

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#4

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@Mrdrewski95 Who is 35 yo baby momma you’re sleeping with?

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Another random fear of mine. Having sex and my partner realizing that I have belly button lint.

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At this point: I basically am just using tacos as a meaty vehicle for onion and cilantro.

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I’m tired of slow mo. Just show me that shit in real time. I can just replay it if need be.