NPC Parody

(niz/nak) tiny wiener owner. SAHS.

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Wussup. Ladies.

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I plead huge cock and balls your honor.

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@WorstMaigo

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#NewProfilePic type shit

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@ScopelyExplore fix your game please.

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@borbyj Is that 99 bottles of beer on the wall?

[Quigs @BigSeanQ_]

They just let him bring his dog everywhere?

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@TakeThiamine @photobiogenesis I pictured holding it by the nape of its neck with my teeth.

[Silly Little Guy @Czar_Of_Silly]

You’ll never have what they have

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What happens when the AI girl you create calls you a weirdo?

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Bruh imagine it’s 2008 and you throw on The Script self titled album and it goes from The Man Who Can’t Be Moved to Breakeven. Whole ass financial crisis, first black president and you’re full ugly crying.

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Max is prolly beating his ass now. Smh.

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You think you Von Trapp Family Singers ever experimented with drugs and alcohol and did an album like Revolver?

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Why tf my boy Chopper’s shirt say “cop”? Also St. Saturn ooof.

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Nika Bonney doe 👀

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@JudoSloth Is not. For another hour ish at least.

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@RequiemSlaps For how many hours?

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The thumbnail for the new Kaiju episode didn’t happen in the episode? What a phucking tease.

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Zoro has been fighting an awakened Rob Lucci and we haven’t been able to peep any of it. It’s pissing me off.

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Can we pretty please get a dark mode?! @PokemonTCGP

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Majority of Star Line is a banger.