Timmy Croissant

I despise all you nigga’s equally.

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@EctoLorean @Cobby2Hotty Adult Swim had them on that Birdman payment plan

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@jdhennon @GhostHause @_vandul

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@nexta_tv He will never be HIM

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@MobstersDaily Even Tony knew all signs point to Israel 👀

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@MrAliasSaves @CigarBaba777 Sounds like something a faggot would say

[Dean Turner @DeanTTraining]

One of the greatest skills you can acquire is….

Learning how to prep Ground Beef in a way that makes you legit EXCITED to eat it

Once you know how to do this…you’re 90% of the way home on lunches & dinners

Here’s how I make mine:

(This stays good in the fridge for DAYS)

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@Wifesucker They will never replace us…

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@LikaSalinas @TicketTV1 You’re crying on twitter like a faggot.

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@RT_com It can never replicate what man can do

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@MHTruthUltra <Pat Tilman> has entered the chat

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@daltonleepruitt Oddly enough not the hardest part of Rollerblading.. it’s telling your parent a you’re gay..that’s the hardest part

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

I dig how this guy repairs t-shirts. He offers the service through his site, Worn Repairs. Honest wear + skilled repair can make a garment look better than when it was new. True of everything from suits to jeans, but you have to value the item enough to repair it.

IG wornrepairs

[bum @BattleRapBum]

#ButHeAintGetAwayWithIt

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@daltonleepruitt At the current rates he’s growing he will eventually create his own gravitational pull.

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@FosterThePrnxtr A tale as old as time

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@GarlicCorgi Beer flavored beer?

[Championship Rounds @ChampRDS]

Bryce Mitchell reacts to Sean Strickland being banned from the UFC White House event:

"I'm not surprised at all. We ought to be able to criticize our own nation, let alone a foreign nation.

[Israel] is the only nation you're not allowed to criticize. Something's gonna change, because evil empires don't last forever."

(via @mmamania)

[T⛷️ a.k.a Phillip @PhilosopherTB]

Guy at my resort was saying I shouldn’t have pork on my plate but is here with a white woman, brother who is really eating pork

[Ben Mullin @BenMullin]

Scott Pelley just issued a statement on Bari's remarks this morning:

[Timmy Croissant @TimmyCroissant]

@barstoolsports lil nigga living in a Green Day song.