Timothy Jones

Laid back Newcastle man, interested in people, photography and cats.

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@Artemisfornow At age ten, I was invited on stage with others by Jimmy Hanley at the Golders Green Hippodrome during a pantomime to take part in a quiz.

I am, therefore, an international star of stage and screen.

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@fesshole Wait until you discover Stinking Bishop.

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@jim_reed @MichaelRosenYes I contracted it in January, 2020 at a friend's funeral. I'm sure I knew then that it was airborne. I don't know the source, but I was not the only one infected in our circle that day.

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@fesshole You were the glue for Michael Fabricant's wig.

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@SBarrettBar Let's see. Local Government schemes own and manage billions in assets. The government's Defined Contribution scheme has been raided already so is in debt to the tune of trillions. Lets merge the two so both are now in debt, part of the liability being paid off to bankers.

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@fesshole Wife is a woman. She knows nothing about wanks and such. How much do you know about making Yorkshire Puddings?

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@paulybengali We gays don't do Christmas. We are too busy sewing on sequins ready for the next Eurovision and avoiding all those brutish footy types down the pub.

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@dr_negrin @paulybengali Jesus (as in the accepted narrative) was not from Arabia. He was born in Bethlehem which was at the time part of the Roman province of Judea.

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@LouHaigh Thank you, Louise. At last, a Transport Minister who thinks that transport is important, and not a get-rich-quick scheme for the already rich.

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@anon_opin Income Tax was a temporary measure to pay for the wars agaist Napoleon. We won those wars in 1815, so it should't be long before Income Tax will be abolished.

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@ChiOnwurah As one of your constituents, I support the Bill, welcome the safeguards, and think the objections are overstated.

We should be free to choose a dignified end if necessary, without the fear that practitioners or friends may be dragged to court for assisting.

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@vizcomic It used to be New Amsterdam. Where are the ladies of the night?

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@StuartHeron4 I live in Newcastle. My smart meter communicates with British Gas by mobile phone technology. The gas meter uses a short range radio link, similar to Bluetooth, to link to the main hub on the electricity meter.

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@amir_gul69312 @WarMonitors Ralph Roberts died in 2015.

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@RaggedTP The Duke of Westminster was never liable for Inheritance Tax as he did not inherit anything but an interest in a property company. He receives a wage and other emoluments on which he pays tax. If I don't own a car so don't pay Road Tax, what have I "avoided"?

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@alexarmstrong @Nigel_Farage I'm sure the voters of Clacton would welcome their MP laying a wreath at their war memorial. He was not banned from anything.

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@JHCPAL My grandfather worked at Vickers in Barrow building WWII submarines. He operated the overhead crane.

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@OldBill504 All I can see is Ford Anglia van.

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@RichardM529 @GarethDennis @LouHaigh @RachelReevesMP @AndyBurnhamGM Any thoughts on what locomotive they'll be using? Rtocket power?

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@MayorofGM @BeeNetwork It might be a good opprtunity to introduce level boarding. Those feminine high heels are in peril in that photo-op.