Timmytatoe

I regert everything

[lydia @natsreturnn]

this almost made me tear up i love the imagination of children so much

[BrotherM0ist @Broth3rMoist]

Shits hard ngl

[Roxxie Fernandez @Paleist_Latina]

Sargent's peppers is dog shit but literally not liking the velvet underground is the equivalent of admitting you have the paletet of a toddler and can only eat chicken nuggets and fries and calling , effectively anyone who likes Brussel sprouts or some shit liar

[Retro PlayStation @RPM_PlayStation]

Grand Theft Auto ad (1997)

[floppy @CactusFuturist]

Master Chief in Halo CE is very endearing and quite frankly adorable

[QIREXX @qirexx222]

You know the other day i was thinking "i wonder why i was so neurotic about hating pop music as a tween" and seeing this im realizing 11 year old me was entirely correct

[awesomehalo2fan @awesomehalo2fan]

13 inches makes me qualified to talk about halo

[Timmytatoe @Timothy97600292]

Man what the fuck is the point of remaking Halo without the SMG if we can't dual wield it? All the shit they're gonna change and this is where they draw the line?

[Generalkidd @Generalkidd]

Here's a look at the SMG in action in Halo Campaign Evolved. No, you cannot dual wield it lol. But I do still wish we could dual wield this, been hoping that ability would come back someday! This SMG does work fine as an individual weapon though! #Halo

[MechaJunkieApologist @djpyscho10646]

I liked how Ralph Bakshi gets the appeal of anime at a time when many of his contemporaries in animation were dissmisive of it

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

One of the really neat things about the M6C SOCOM from Halo ODST is that it is basically the futuristic version of the real Mk23 SOCOM.

[Timmytatoe @Timothy97600292]

@gr8writingtips Ah yes, the Stephen King approach

[Timmytatoe @Timothy97600292]

Everybody talks about how good Blood Meridian's audiobook is but I haven't seen anybody talk about The Road's audiobook. It's insanely well done, the part where the father tells his son not to cry while reviewing how to kill himself if he's captured gave me legit chills.

[Dinguz @itsdinguz]

Synthetic Man is nearly 30 and still lives with his single mother.

I remember when he told his audience that she was "really cringe" for asking him to give out candy to kids on Halloween.

The fact actual human beings unironically watch this mold-brained troglodyte is beyond me.

[Timmytatoe @Timothy97600292]

@KoutsoukiM26800 Low-key Postal Dude fits perfectly in every crossover ive seen him in because he can fill the role of Wildcard or straight man depending on what works better

[Janktard @pellerfon]

Repeating a joke a 2nd time cause my mic cut out

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Dear Microsoft, when I hit the Windows Start menu key and start typing a word to autocomplete a search, I never, ever, EVER want it to return results of something not on my computer. Ever. Like, ever, ever, never.

[Anton Hand @AntonHand]

What do you think is the funniest moment of AAA shark-jumping? Mine is still the time they injected Hoo-Rah COD energy in Ace Combat and made the planes bleed and do backflips
https://t.co/vh0dPrqAGM

[Timmytatoe @Timothy97600292]

@danny17245 @ebisugaokas I resent how often it gets slandered when its genuinely one of the better spinoffs

[Cesarinton @cesarinton1]

A Mii's Mounds Bar

#mii #tomodachilife