Timothy Williams ⚴

Inventor and sole practitioner of fermented bison organs, anthropological engineer, megalithic sand sculptor, devout Hellenist and father of eight

[Timothy Williams ⚴ @TimothyBCE]

@DarthGerund We need the traction!

[Timothy Williams ⚴ @TimothyBCE]

How your email finds me

[Timothy Williams ⚴ @TimothyBCE]

@gHDA999 Cars suck when people drive them into walls. Still better than horse and buggy for getting from A to B

[Timothy Williams ⚴ @TimothyBCE]

@HarrisonHSmith This is a test of the Emergency Banality System. If this were a real emergency, the algo would have distracted you from doing anything about it. This is only a test.

[Timothy Williams ⚴ @TimothyBCE]

@sam_gzstrength Are you sure there isn’t a peptide for that

[Timothy Williams ⚴ @TimothyBCE]

@ClintDarden Keep lifting until he pisses himself in terror 👍

[Timothy Williams ⚴ @TimothyBCE]

@MogLifeLabs Injuries are just puzzles to solve

[Timothy Williams ⚴ @TimothyBCE]

@tommydragna Veritable latifundium!

[Timothy Williams ⚴ @TimothyBCE]

Drop a comment if you don’t give a good goddamn that you can take a screenshot from the copy link option

[Timothy Williams ⚴ @TimothyBCE]

@swedishsteel Those are loaded with canola oil IJS

[Timothy Williams ⚴ @TimothyBCE]

@primaldruidry Yes: we must be able to crush our enemies, but we must also be able to run them down when they try to escape.

[Timothy Williams ⚴ @TimothyBCE]

@e_cdalton @llsamuelj Backrooms was the exception because it was an allegory for this very phenomenon

[Timothy Williams ⚴ @TimothyBCE]

@be_homestead @spencerpratt @SteveHiltonx Indeed, and why do North Koreans keep electing Kim Jong Un? They must like starving

[Timothy Williams ⚴ @TimothyBCE]

@RealHellenist The two last institutions to go were the Altar of Victory and the College of Vestals. Therefore, let these be the first institutions we restore.

[Timothy Williams ⚴ @TimothyBCE]

@CalisthenicKyle Also teaches us how to land hard or strike something without hurting ourselves. Not just for fights, but falling down and other accidents. We don’t notice the injuries we dodge, but we do notice them building up in other people over time…

[Timothy Williams ⚴ @TimothyBCE]

@SacredWestOG Superabit fulminatrix ⚡️

[Timothy Williams ⚴ @TimothyBCE]

@TeflonDan56 Keep it up man. Your greatest achievements are yet to come

[Timothy Williams ⚴ @TimothyBCE]

@heikerichtaB @Thomas244941635 We’re sure 🤗

[Timothy Williams ⚴ @TimothyBCE]

@heikerichtaB History is full of quack medicines and snake oils that damage public health. People used to drink radium for heavens sake. The only difference today is that people are far more gullible