Tim Oleson

Product of the 90's | Virgo | Photographer | Aviation & Space Nerd | Motorhead | Adventurist | Foodie | #ColdwellBanker | #Subaru

[Tim Oleson @TimsonEatWorld]

@elonmusk Did @JDVance make you post this?

[Tim Oleson @TimsonEatWorld]

Chances of me watching the Super Bowl this year on a 100pt scale:

Packers not playing: -50pts

Chiefs & Eagles are playing: -50pts

Kendrick Lamar playing the halftime show: +10pts

Potential Taylor Swift could also be in the halftime show: -60pts

[Tim Oleson @TimsonEatWorld]

@elonmusk If you want it so bad, how about you just buy it, instead of making all of us buy it.

[Tim Oleson @TimsonEatWorld]

Art and music is subjective, and I get that. Bands need to move on from tragedy, and I get that too... but the new @linkinpark sucks. #SorryNotSorry

[Tim Oleson @TimsonEatWorld]

@elonmusk How do you show that you’re a hypocrite without just saying “I’m a hypocrite”… you post this.

[Tim Oleson @TimsonEatWorld]

@elonmusk Crazy how that national debt still went up during Trump... Actually looks like it took a pretty big step there at the end of his term. Bigger step than any other president on the list.

[Tim Oleson @TimsonEatWorld]

Let me fix these headlines:
"Healthcare CEO illegally killed for legally killing thousands."
"Republicans butt hurt Biden stole a page from their book by pardoning his son."
#inthenewstoday

[Tim Oleson @TimsonEatWorld]

@ProudPatriots1 Gah... We were so close to a new national holiday (which I would have coined Justice Day).

[Tim Oleson @TimsonEatWorld]

Ope… there goes America. #sadday

[CaPPsiE 🇬🇧🇪🇺🇺🇦🐼🐭🐻‍❄️🦊🗿 @cappsie]

@SecularTourist Epicurus nails it:

“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”

[Tim Oleson @TimsonEatWorld]

@elonmusk X is where conservative males go to watch porn without their boyfriends or wives quickly catching on. Your platform is essentially a cheap alternative to OnlyFans, nothing more.

[The Secular Tourist @SecularTourist]

Find you a partner who stands by you the way Christians stand by their pastors when they get caught cheating on their wives or embezzling money.

[Scott Manley @DJSnM]

Furthermore, I see some people drawing a line between this and assuming Trump would fix them, and history suggests otherwise.
When he was in office he made a big deal about removing regulations but the result of his executive orders saw the FAA getting less efficient as I had to expend resources identifying old regulations to remove before it could take steps fixing current problems.
And that doesn't matter when perfectly sensible legal interpretations can come along and change something everyone has been relying on for 50 years.

[Scott Manley @DJSnM]

Complaining that FAA bureaucracy is delaying a rocket launch is nothing compared to the current crisis in aviation maintenance where an FAA lawyer *accidentally* changed how apprentices mechanics should be supervised and upended the entire industry.

https://t.co/3UohrAzxM8

[Tim Oleson @TimsonEatWorld]

@RepNancyMace Well, besides the fact that the US loves to stick their nose where it doesn’t belongs, it’s worth watching. And the EU is trying to protect the intelligence of its population and not let their conservative neighbors spread their stupid.

[Tim Oleson @TimsonEatWorld]

@iamnot_elon B.

No one wants to listen to 2 conservatives make up lies and bitch.

[Tim Oleson @TimsonEatWorld]

https://t.co/1pT4DxcuKb They'll just pray the sickness away... 🤡

[Tim Oleson @TimsonEatWorld]

@elonmusk Both parties of our government are the problem, and they’ve pitted us against one another. Sad thing is you used to realize this, now you’ve picked a team for yourself, and it doesn’t look good on you.

[Tim Oleson @TimsonEatWorld]

@elonmusk I don’t think your platform has improved or declined since you took over, you just switched sides. It used to be mostly liberal fake news, which the conservatives hated. Now it’s all conservative fake news, which is worse.

[Tim Oleson @TimsonEatWorld]

@RealJamesWoods *Third Lady… 3rd wife = Third Lady. #boughtnotlove