Joey Trampolini

[Joey Trampolini @TiniestManAlive]

Elevators should have speedboat throttles instead of buttons -
let The People decide the speed AND destination

[Alex @midsmoker34]

They say don’t ever meet your heroes but tonight I met mine. unreal feeling

[Paige @GRUGCEL]

japanese man tries PBR for the first time ❤️ so beautiful

[Joey Trampolini @TiniestManAlive]

It’s best to think of the glass as half full until it’s a Poop Drinking Contest

[wyatt @bronyscreamo]

Me: masayoshi takanaka you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. they'll kill you

Masayoshi Takanaka:

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

Barred his ass up for six verses

[Joey Trampolini @TiniestManAlive]

@dostoevskybitch Lucy you have next level bananas taste in music

[Joey Trampolini @TiniestManAlive]

The songs I love and play the most are so GOOD

[Adam Piron @adam_piron]

this is the face of a man who gets it between the eyes and bleeds out into the gutter of the streets of Marseille at the end of a Jean-Paul Belmondo-Lino Ventura 70’s gritty French cop picture called LE PISTOLET EST À MOI, LA BALLE EST À VOUS

[pj @pjayevans]

Learning minion language on Duolingo while my girl friend prepares to host thanksgiving for 48 people

[amelia elizalde @ameliaelizalde]

you wouldn't even notice the fit if it was on someone else. but put it on a guy with a perfect body and everyone goes nuts

[Joey Trampolini @TiniestManAlive]

@joe_skii_18O @image_origins I got news for you boy

[Behind The Scenes Pics That Look Like Shitposts @Behind_Pics]

Thomas The Tank Engine (1984-)

[It’s Keaton! @EvilKeaton]

Uncle Jack might by the best one off character on Arrested Development. Martin Short is a legend, top 5 funniest person to be put in front of a camera.

[Joey Trampolini @TiniestManAlive]

same goes for Harry Styles, if you’re gonna dress like Bowie make Bowie music

[Jane Altoids @staticbluebat]

if you're going to dress like this you need to make music that is a little more interesting than something that plays while shopping at Walgreens

[Joey Trampolini @TiniestManAlive]

This one meant the world to me 🥹

[Joey Trampolini @TiniestManAlive]

If these pistachios have tree nuts in them I am so screwed

[Joey Trampolini @TiniestManAlive]

Play doh the fucking musical give me a break

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Mattel Exces reveal they want to essentially create a cinematic universe following the success of #Barbie with 14 properties already in active development, including:

• Barney
• Polly Pocket
• Hot Wheels
• Magic 8 Ball
• UNO
• Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots
• Christmas Balloon
• Thomas and Friends
• American Girl
• View Master
• Matchbox
• Wishbone
• Major Matt Mason
• Masters of the Universe