Retail Bitch

Another salesgirl in a department store who passionately hates customers

[Retail Bitch @TinyRetailBitch]

My new job forgot that they even hired me and as a result I only have 8 hours for my first week

[Retail Bitch @TinyRetailBitch]

This whole process of re-adjusting to dealing with customers is going to be rough ...

[Retail Bitch @TinyRetailBitch]

Well guys. I'm back. I've returned to the retail world.

[Retail Bitch @TinyRetailBitch]

I might have some job interviews soon, wish me luck

[Retail Bitch @TinyRetailBitch]

@thirdshiftchick About 2 months. There's not many openings around here and the few that I find they aren't contacting me after I apply :/

[Retail Bitch @TinyRetailBitch]

@TinyRetailBitch I know for a fact that no one goes "Oh I'm going to sell some shoes! I better do some fuckin' Geometry while I'm at it!"

[Retail Bitch @TinyRetailBitch]

I just tried to apply for a position in the shoe dept. of a dept. store and for some reason they made me take a timed geometry test?? Why??

[Retail Regrets @PointofFail]

Me: Ma'am we are closed.
Customer: But I am a paying customer!!
Me: Excellent, then you can come back tomorrow.

[Retales @RetalesProbs]

When a customer asks you if you're sure of your own store's policies. #dearcustomer #retailproblems

[Retail Bitch @TinyRetailBitch]

Just in case anyone was wondering I've still not found a new job

[Retales @RetalesProbs]

Every time a customer tells me "the customer is always right." I die a little inside. #retailproblems

[Retail Bitch @TinyRetailBitch]

Still no job interviews :/

[Retail Bitch @TinyRetailBitch]

Looking for a new job and the only openings that I'm finding are at my old job. Lol I think the hell not.

[Retail Bitch @TinyRetailBitch]

@retailblogsite lol thank you

[Retail Bitch @TinyRetailBitch]

Welp I got cut from my internship thingy 'cause I wasn't actually needed (long story) so it is time to start looking for another retail job

[Retail Bitch @TinyRetailBitch]

Happy New Year guys!!! I hope that 2017 is more bearable for everyone

[Retail Fails @RetailFailures]

I'm just going to start handing these out at the door ...
#RetailProblems #RetailLife #TimeSaver

[Retail Worker @RetailLife05]

#dearcustomer if you don't want store credit than keep your receipt. It's that easy. #retailproblems #retailsucks

[Retail Bitch @TinyRetailBitch]

@RetailLife05 Pretty much

[Retail Bitch @TinyRetailBitch]

Good luck with boxing day everyone