IntrovertAtAParty

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[IntrovertAtAParty @TippyxToes]

My body was just a shadow; an extension of the darkness.

[IntrovertAtAParty @TippyxToes]

@kvmarii Oh! Yes. I still agree with myself. ❤

[IntrovertAtAParty @TippyxToes]

@kvmarii What were you responding to? I don't know how to use Twitter, please help me lolol.

[IntrovertAtAParty @TippyxToes]

Hey @LostBoyLostBeer I need you to show me how to use Twitter. I just somehow discovered mentions and dms but I can't find them again. I'm like a 75 year old that just got Facebook. Please help me.

[IntrovertAtAParty @TippyxToes]

@kvmarii Dude what, you're perfect.

[Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk]

Hey guys, wanna feel old?

I'm 40.

You're welcome.

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

Honestly I’d rather you not reply at all than reply “ha”

[ASHLEIGH LOUISE @axhleighlouise]

My free time and my availability are two completely different things. I might be free, but I may not be available to you. And no I’m not explaining.

[IntrovertAtAParty @TippyxToes]

I just really want to have expendable money for tattoos and piercings again

[IntrovertAtAParty @TippyxToes]

@kvmarii HONESTLY

[IntrovertAtAParty @TippyxToes]

@LostBoyLostBeer Look let me guess

[Honest Restaurant Manager @phileagle_]

Service industry: DO YOU LIKE CASH?!

Me: ya!!!

Service Industry: Do you like drinking Red Bull instead of water, 2 hour sleeps and sacrificing your blood family for your coworkers?!

Me: well...not rea...

Service Industry: HERES $500 DOLLARS

Me: SIGN ME UP

[IntrovertAtAParty @TippyxToes]

It's a Karen's world and we're all just managers.

[Honest Restaurant Manager @phileagle_]

I’ve never seen the devil, but I have seen someone walk past a please wait to be seated sign, walk up to a dirty booth and move everything onto a clean table before asking for a cloth.

[Honest Restaurant Manager @phileagle_]

Getting hired at a new restaurant is tough because you don’t know where you fit in the sexual totem pole or what the acceptable level of drunk is.

[IntrovertAtAParty @TippyxToes]

I miss showing up for my serving shift, realizing I have a 16 table section, wanting to die, accepting my fate and then killing it anyway and selling $2500 and making $300.
#servers #serverlife #toomanytables #butIlikemoney #serverproblems

[Alanah Pearce @Charalanahzard]

we’re all in agreement that sleeping patterns don’t matter anymore right???

[IntrovertAtAParty @TippyxToes]

Honestly.

[IntrovertAtAParty @TippyxToes]

HONESTLY PEOPLE

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

JUST BECAUSE WE'RE IN A PANDEMIC DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN JUST FACETIME PEOPLE WITHOUT A HEADS UP

[IntrovertAtAParty @TippyxToes]

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