Gates Lindquist

I love people who make me laugh. A laugh cures a multitude of ills. Its probably the most important thing in a person

[DaddyJew @DaddyJew]

When you catch someone picking their nose it's important that you maintain eye contact so they know you know.

[First World Problems @firstworldme]

Occasionally I have to try hard. #firstworldproblems

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(586): Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(617): somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

"No matter how many Chanels you borrow you will never be a lady" RHOBH. http://t.co/AOsp8M7IUU

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

Beyonce wins the super bowl. Game over. http://t.co/I8yCdXY7

[First World Life @FirstWorldLife]

I drank too much champagne before the 3D movie, and now it's too hard to focus. #FirstWorldProblems

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Washington DC is so different from where I grew up. When you take your top off, no one throws beads.

[Gates Lindquist @Titeroni]

Practicing safe eating by using condiments. Im so safe

[Instagram : DanielThomasNYC @danielthomasnyc]

#MistakesBoysMake going home with me.

[Slutty Girl Problems @sluttygrlprobs]

He was so much hotter when I was drunk. #sluttygirlproblems

[Slutty Girl Problems @sluttygrlprobs]

I'm single because I can never find any to keep my attention long enough. You need to be really special to do that. #sluttygirlproblems

[Gates Lindquist @Titeroni]

had to order delivery for lunch because walking to my car seemed like too damn much energy #firstworldproblems