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The Patty Duke Show, the Wrench, and then I bust the Tango. on the Great Plains. childless Didi Pickles. One time my eye came out of my head. (she/her)

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Every time someone does an antisemitism a Jew somewhere gets funnier

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@RealAlexJones Lmaoooo loser

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Just a public service announcement to say if your tornado preparedness kit doesn’t include a weed brownie then you’re not prepared

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Would a depressed person make this? (Malortini)

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You dont have to get fergalicious if you stay fergalicious

[SentientBunnySuit🐰 @SuitSentient]

Who is keeping Panera Bread in business?

[trash jones @jzux]

check in with your friends but also don’t forget to check in on your enemies. make sure they’re doing bad

[erin chack @ErinChack]

i'd be sooooo pissed if i were a bee and someone took all my hard-earned honey and put it in a container shaped like a bear. a bear is my enemy. you mock me.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

what’s wrong babe, you’ve barely touched your reese’s ballsack

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did britney spears ever cover a sublime song or did I just dream that

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Everyone knows that one person who’s the glue holding the group chats together. They see all the funniest memes first, so much that you almost never beat them to it. That was @tourdefranz. And tonight we’re taking shots of malört in his memory, may it forever be a blessing 🖤

[jo @whatsJo]

ＭＹ ＰＵＳＳＹＩＮ ＢＩＯ bots are like the house spiders of this app to me now. Existing alongside. Not bothering me. If they catch a man’s credit card info, well then that’s just their nature.

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Okay update I have an amanda bynes heart tattoo

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@j_chinowth … if I put a shot of gin in it then it’s like a French 75

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Okay hear me out, mimosa but with pickle juice

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@beckstrordinary YES! 🥂 🥒 🫙

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@plusgreg I have never in my life had that kind of self-restraint about tattoos. Or any kind of self-restraint really ever

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Someone needs to talk me out of getting an Amanda Bynes heart tattoo on my face right fucking now

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@j_chinowth This is what I needed to hear

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@Sansd20 My friend Ben made it for me 🙃