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Life's a garden, dig it. You gotta keep on keepin' on -Joe Dirt, American Hero

[Imogen Gay Poots @Tmonet11]

why don’t you quit playing pingpong🏓 with the dingdongs🍆 & come play tennis🎾 with a mennis 👹

[Imogen Gay Poots @Tmonet11]

@bobby If you leave again Bobby the posts will just suck that much more.

Glacier Freeze

[Imogen Gay Poots @Tmonet11]

@joelipper weird bc that’s all i get

[Imogen Gay Poots @Tmonet11]

Patriot

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

The Afroman Trial.

-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.

This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

[Kobe Bryant @kobebryant]

@24_7ballin change ur diaper chief.

[Imogen Gay Poots @Tmonet11]

hell ya i did

[belVita @belVita]

raise your hand if you dunked your belvita in coffee this morning! 🙋‍♀️☕️🙋‍♂️

[Imogen Gay Poots @Tmonet11]

@joelipper i guess technically we accomplished the goal of getting our our D on par with our scoring

[Imogen Gay Poots @Tmonet11]

@joelipper needs more mustache, & blonde

[Imogen Gay Poots @Tmonet11]

@joelipper that bear looks chiefed lol

[Chuck Tingle @ChuckTingle]

so much beauty trotting at the airport. everyone is just tryin their best in a big complicated place, helpin each other when they can. folks getting frustrated sometimes but ultimately just tryin to trot home to someone they love. so moving

[Imogen Gay Poots @Tmonet11]

@joelipper an ant made out of electricity would be sick as hell tho

[Imogen Gay Poots @Tmonet11]

@joelipper lmao

[Imogen Gay Poots @Tmonet11]

@joelipper i thought you looked like a beautiful little lad though :)

[Imogen Gay Poots @Tmonet11]

@MarcJSpears i could be wrong, but i think SGA would need a stout 83 pts to break the finals avg scoring record from West stated in ur article. tough bet.

[Imogen Gay Poots @Tmonet11]

@joelipper you mean Luis Caruthers?

[Imogen Gay Poots @Tmonet11]

@joelipper lol

[Imogen Gay Poots @Tmonet11]

This mf said “Noone is above the law.”

[Imogen Gay Poots @Tmonet11]

@bingsuccino from what i gather this is what software engineers are like

[bobby @bobby]

i can hear my wife two rooms away singing to the dog a song called "best friends club." it's about how she and the dog are in the best friends club and i'm not in it. men have to be so strong to put up with this sort of treatment.

[Imogen Gay Poots @Tmonet11]

@joelipper dont like