CapitalistConservative

God, family, country. SweetBabyGang. Proud husband and father of three. Garbage according to Joe Biden

[CapitalistConservative @ToTheRightOfYou]

If I see a foreigner, I’m calling ICE.

[Maggs @aspen_lindsay]

If I see a pregnant foreigner, I’m calling ICE.

[Chris @chriswithans]

Wait till you hear about the 290 million who live on $0 of SNAP a month!

[CapitalistConservative @ToTheRightOfYou]

“I don’t speak Europoor”

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

"Oh my God! It's 40 degrees!"

Whatever, put on jacket

"No you idiot! It's 40 degrees CELCIUS!"

I literally have no idea what that means

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

"Oh my God! It's 40 degrees!"

Whatever, put on jacket

"No you idiot! It's 40 degrees CELCIUS!"

I literally have no idea what that means

[NikTek @NikTek]

Dear gaming companies, just because I’ll buy GTA VI at $80 doesn’t mean that I’ll buy every new AAA game that comes out for $80 too

[CapitalistConservative @ToTheRightOfYou]

@OcrazioCornPop @ClayTravis They’ll never be able to wash the stink off of them

[CapitalistConservative @ToTheRightOfYou]

@marklevinshow What smear do you prefer Mark?

[CapitalistConservative @ToTheRightOfYou]

@OcrazioCornPop @nypost Every time you look, they’re there. It’s always them

[CapitalistConservative @ToTheRightOfYou]

@DefiantLs Every election cycle I’m mindblown that the democrats still spend money in Texas on these soy boy beta male cucks

[CapitalistConservative @ToTheRightOfYou]

@marklevinshow Mark, please for the love of god, just stop talking

[CapitalistConservative @ToTheRightOfYou]

Fuck Islam

[Osakpolor @Osakpolormimi]

You can just write “fuck Islam” and get 1k likes.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Juneteenth should not be a federal holiday.

[Selene Mariposa @Selene_Mariposa]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America.
Everything is free, enormous, air conditioned, comes with chips, and has five grocery stores within a mile that will sell you any cut of any animal you have ever imagined.

Write that down. 🦋

[Ian Carroll @IanCarrollShow]

If anything explodes in America in the next 60 days- it was Israel.

[Magills @magills_]

First match of the night. Garcia vs Lopez. Trump’s getting two mexicans to fight each other on the White House lawn for our amusement. Never been prouder to be an American.

[suboptimo @__suboptimo]

The time has come for men to do things that will make women sad.

Ladies, you may not understand what's about to happen, but understand it has to be done.

You’re gonna have to trust on this one.

We’re doing it for you, for our mothers, for our daughters, and for our people.

[Pedro Tapir @PedroTapir]

@ProjectVirginia @Razorsharpp2 I think we’ve got a sleeper in the 11th

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I came across a theory that AI is starting to make more mistakes because the internet is increasingly polluted with AI slop. The idea of AI cannibalising itself into obscurity is one of my favourite things ever. I hope it is true and I hope it becomes impossible to fix.

[Rev. Ray Cistman ✊🏾🙏🏾 @RevRayCistman]

White people are still out here acting like George Floyd wasn’t a hero when most of y’all couldn’t last one minute overdosing on fentanyl.