El pirata informático

Red Team Operator, Comedian, Prankster, Veteran, Patriot, Chess, Raconteur, #GSEC, #GCIH, #GPEN, #AmericanExceptionalist ISRAEL

[El pirata informático @ToastIsFunny]

I’m tired of the toxicity encapsulating my account. Too much drama. Too many political commenters. I made a new account. The focus will be infosec, and comedy. It will also be my main account. So if you enjoy my hacking/comedy antics follow me there. 👇🏻
@el_mar1achi

[El pirata informático @ToastIsFunny]

@adriannamoniqu Yikes!

[MadameAmerica🇺🇸™️ @MadameAmerica]

Gonna be real sad if they close down grocery stores.

[iqra @iqraanabi]

“how’s self quarantine going?”

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The coronavirus panic is dumb

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

I have nothing against the most famous people in the world using their privileged, global platform to tell the world what they believe. I even agree with most of it. I just tried to warn them that when they lecture everyday, hard working people, it has the opposite effect. Peace.

[Rey Bango 🇺🇦🌻 @reybango]

Stories from @ToastIsFunny

“Bro I can control your computer with my computer.”

“Like voodoo bro?” 😂😂😂

[Adrienne Airhart Helberg @craydrienne]

I started calling my lover “daddy” because I feel like he’s gonna bail soon.

[Robert J. O'Neill @mchooyah]

Life is fragile. Give a loved one a hug today.

[Naima Cochrane @naima]

First of all... who edited this? This is amazing work.
https://t.co/nBCUuP6FFD

[El pirata informático @ToastIsFunny]

Taking a sanity tech break for the weekend. I’ll see you guys on Monday!

[El pirata informático @ToastIsFunny]

@sudo_overflow LOL. What a day.

[El pirata informático @ToastIsFunny]

@sudo_overflow Thanks bud, I appreciate the support.

[El pirata informático @ToastIsFunny]

@attetatet I suppose because you and I are both comedians. Generally, I’ll add a [Serious] tag, when I want people to take the question seriously, and my comedian friends do.

[Thom Tran @_thomtran]

#DeOpressoLiber “To Free the Opressed” the motto of @USArmy #SpecialForces. Like them, Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr in his own way, worked to free people in our own Country from Opression. Our standing as a world leader comes from what should be a legacy of lifting up the opressed.

[El pirata informático @ToastIsFunny]

@jaysonstreet Ha! Then my work here is done!

[El pirata informático @ToastIsFunny]

There ought to exist quantum entanglement between public restrooms and your bathroom at home, so if you decide to be a filthy POS, the mess is waiting for you at home.

[Jayson E. Street 💙 🤗💛 @jaysonstreet]

Something I'm guilty of is not remembering there's an off button. Sometimes you should use it and disconnect for a while. 🙂