Toben Spencer-Lang

I just tell jokes, other than that I don't know what i'm doing most of the time

[Toben Spencer-Lang @TobenSL]

Me on my birthday: it’s my birthday.

Depression: Who cares pussy boi, get back in bed and cryyy!

[Yuk Yuks Edmonton @YuksEd]

PRO AM TONIGHT 8:30PM! Tixs $5 , Appies $7, $8 double Highballs! See Dan Clarke, @TobenSL , @WelbyLosSantos, @MikeLynchComedy , @ComedianMiklos , @BenBowman! #EasterWeekend

[Yuk Yuks Edmonton @YuksEd]

#YEG 2night & Saturday Book to see @tylerhawkins with @charleshaycock & @TobenSL https://t.co/dtA7mEO3Hc & 780.481.9857 !

[Toben Spencer-Lang @TobenSL]

Nothing quite like Christmas to remind you how much you hate Christmas.

[Toben Spencer-Lang @TobenSL]

@ComedyRecords @BlackDogOnWhyte @canadalaughs @Exclaimcomedy

[Underdog Comedy Show @ComedyUnderDog]

After city crews remove the broken branches tomorrow, come on down to @BlackDogOnWhyte at 9 PM. Force of nature @LLGordonJ is headlining!

[Toben Spencer-Lang @TobenSL]

Minimum wage, minimum effort. I'm about as invested in this place as this place is invested in me. So not at all.

[Toben Spencer-Lang @TobenSL]

He's talking about why he likes small towns more than cities. She's talking about crockpot recipes. It's a match made in Devon.

[Toben Spencer-Lang @TobenSL]

Watching 2 40 year old adults on a Tinder date is the most hilariously awkward thing I have ever seen.

[The Comic Strip @ComicStripWEM]

If you haven't been to one of our Funniest Person With a Day Job contests you should make your way down tonight! https://t.co/2goNPTJwOB

[Toben Spencer-Lang @TobenSL]

Holy shit Yellowknife knows how to have a good time!

[Toben Spencer-Lang @TobenSL]

Why do people at work except me to care about their problems. Like I'll kill you for a taco Matt.

[Toben Spencer-Lang @TobenSL]

#yeg #yegevents #yegcomedy #comedy #laughparty https://t.co/BtAKbqTlng

[Yuk Yuks Edmonton @YuksEd]

#Edmonton 2night 8:30pm Pro am comedy night! JUST $5 #tickets #pizza #beer See Host @TobenSL & closing the amazing @ComedyToddJ!

[Toben Spencer-Lang @TobenSL]

Doing comedy at a university makes me never want to go to university.

[Yuk Yuks Edmonton @YuksEd]

#Edmonton 2night 8:30pm Pro am comedy night! JUST $5 #tickets #pizza #beer See Host @KentTilley & closing @TobenSL

[Toben Spencer-Lang @TobenSL]

@netflixcan same question.

[Toben Spencer-Lang @TobenSL]

Hey @netflix, it's the 21st. Where's that Chappelle special at?!!

[Toben Spencer-Lang @TobenSL]

@TheDanChannel Follow up. You play your cards right and that's rent.

[Toben Spencer-Lang @TobenSL]

Finally, a good old fashioned rap beef. https://t.co/yr6WQeG7dY

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Can you imagine what the outcry would be if @SnoopDogg, failing career and all, had aimed and fired the gun at President Obama? Jail time!

[Underdog Comedy Show @ComedyUnderDog]

He's in his bat cave- getting ready 4 Thurs night- your headliner & caped crusader @MarkRobertMcCue give him a follow & a kiss from a rose!