Tobie

Sarcastic person alert

[Forward March @RunOldMan]

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer.

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@izanne_85 Maak 2 van ons

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@CraftBeerJillyB Sounds good

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Why try getting someone in your life if they only know you when in need

[Just a Little Pizza @JustLittlePizza]

do you find it weird that you’ve known your parents for your entire life but they’ve only known you for a portion of theirs

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@CraftBeerJillyB Eye icing thats what you can be called

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Al wat ek nodig het vir kersfees is n meisie wat self onderhoudend is.

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@JustLittlePizza Pick me

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@CraftBeerJillyB Sounds like the girl im dating

[Petey Gee @PeteyGee1]

"User name or password incorrect."

...well at least tell me which one it fucking is.

[The Filling Station @FSCKeswick]

These motorcycle gangs are getting out of hand!

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@Kica333 @seraphicpetal All of the above 33

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@ElsaMalan8 Daagliks

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@ErinLea7 Lord of the rings perhaps?

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@TequilaMummy @ErinLea7 Let me go

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@CraftBeerJillyB @ErinLea7 Not yet

[Boerenooi @boeremeisievatn]

What's the difference between a Sandton fairy tale and a Brakpan fairy tale? A Sandton fairy tale begins, "Once upon a time..."A Brakpan fairytale begins, "Julle sal nie ‘n fok hierdie kak glo nie ...

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@Karabo_Mokgoko 9

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@seraphicpetal Being thankful for what i have

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Why o why