Dan Scott’s Heart Transplant

[Dan Scott’s Heart Transplant @Todd_chavess]

The Browns should retire #24, there will never be anyone better than Chubb wearing that jersey.

[Conor Sheeran @conor__sheeran]

The TCU social media team

[Mets Raccoon @mets_coon]

The Dodgers when it’s time to give Shohei Ohtani his deferred money in the 2040s

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

“We’ll just get some stupid prick college kid to move the blow for us. Call him Pablo Pledgescobar or some shit idk get creative”

[Ari Wasserman @AriWasserman]

Listen I get this is a serious situation, but Pablo Pledgescobar is objectively hilarious

[krus🪖 @krus_chiki]

We need to do something about the militarization of police because there’s no way Atlanta PD needs all that

[Jordan @SLCLunk]

Why does her mouth and head move like a Wallace and Grommet claymation character

[Dan Scott’s Heart Transplant @Todd_chavess]

@seamush16928 He had to jump in the lake because he somehow had a worse than 1-15 year… We will always have that moment though. True Browns stuff right there, why we are fans at this point I guess

[Dan Scott’s Heart Transplant @Todd_chavess]

I do not think I’ve seen anyone fail harder at anything actually

[Josh Chambers @JoshChambers]

Hue Jackson says he didn't fail in Cleveland

“These are big shoulders. I’ve been through the war. I know what this is like. I failed at Cleveland according to what people said. No… I didn’t fail at Cleveland. Are you kidding me?”

“Go back and look at the team. Go back and look and ask me who had the decisions and put them on the field.”

“How was I coaching them in Cincinnati, but yet all of a sudden in Cleveland I don’t know what it takes to win? It don’t work that way. I didn’t all of a sudden fall off the turnip truck and forget football in a freaking year. I know what it takes to win.”

“The media… once you start that fire, it takes off and runs. That’s the narrative that everybody can create when they want to.”

[Dan Scott’s Heart Transplant @Todd_chavess]

@seamush16928

[Dan Scott’s Heart Transplant @Todd_chavess]

@seamush16928 Watching him barely start to move and then look around confused in his pass block drop step while the DE was already at the QB was demoralizing

[Dan Scott’s Heart Transplant @Todd_chavess]

Phil Dawson

[Emmit Douglas @emmitonair]

Justin Tucker, Adam Vinatieri, or Harrison Butker isn’t available: name an NFL kicker past or present you’d trust to hit a game-winning field goal.

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

Won by 5 because we’re not scared of Jayden Daniels.

#GuardsBall | #GuardiWins

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

This is obviously sweet but the reveal of the duck is Arrested Development-esque

[🍂 Autumn 🍂 @AutumnTweets]

CVS is telling me my dog is going to be treated as an independent legal adults under HIPAA when he turns 18.

[Colin McLaughlin @colinthecrabb]

Get outta here Odysseus. We're eating the sun-god's cattle and you don't want none of this shit

[Matt Silverman @mattsilverman4]

Boy do I have news for this guy

[DollarDog Nick @DollarDogNick]

The Columbus Zoo is more active at the trade deadline than the Cleveland Guardians