Tom Davidson

Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.
(Simultaneously a wave and a particle.)

[Tom Davidson @TomEDavidson]

@RiotFest Hrm. I'm going to say 262.

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@RiotFest 0 is the obvious answer, given RiotFest. 10 is the other obvious one. It could also be something like 18 quail eggs, or as many as a thousand fish eggs.

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@RiotFest Mama Tried, by Haggard, springs immediately to mind.

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@searchingdad24 @SeanCasten I'm not sure what metric you're using to determine that the economy "tanked" under Biden, especially not anywhere near the worst in an adult man's lifetime. Explain?

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@BrainClouds From a cost/benefit perspective, how much revenue do you lose by not existing for two days?

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@ZelenskyyUa: I was horrified by and deeply ashamed of the behavior of my nation's elected representatives today. Please know, FWIW, that most Americans do not share their odious opinions. The sovereignty and dignity of Ukraine must endure.

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Hey, @SeanCasten. I'm looking for things that a typical (non-politician) citizen can do right now that could conceivably make a difference to the insane trajectory we're on. Are you aware of any helpful approaches out there?

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@DanielleRF1225 @JasonKPargin If I ever learn that Terry Pratchett was a creep, it will absolutely break me.

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@VivekGRamaswamy I'm very curious at what point in history you think America celebrated the math champion -- relative to the prom queen -- more than it does right now, and how that correlates to the quality of our engineering.

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I can't take credit for this, as a friend wrote it elsewhere, but:

"Patch notes announcement: your American mass murder score is no longer tabulated by number of children/people slain but rather on total net worth of killed individuals."

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@bomani_jones Now I'm wondering how many old people at fast food chains around the country spent that morning reporting random young men to local law enforcement.

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@BrainClouds I'm actually really curious about the logistics of that. Your job is so private that you aren't allowed to even talk about your industry awards or the products you're releasing, but they let you install and run online games. I would probably go insane trying to secure that env.

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@BrainClouds Turn off new user registration, then delete all the users that have posted a spam entry. Only THEN do you bother deleting the entries.

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@BrainClouds I honestly don't know a single person who plays casino games, or has any genuine interest in them.

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@OGTaylorB That's a co-op.

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@Alierajean @StevenBrust The question isn't even whether Harris or Trump are going to be worse for YOU, Steven, but whether they're going to be worse for people you care about. And I can't imagine under what calculus you might apply that Trump doesn't come out clearly worse in that scenario.

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@BrainClouds You're in a place where you can do laundry? Just making sure you've got supplies and headspace.

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@savagechickens "See? No matter which input I select, I don't show up on the webcam."