over the last week, i created something that i believe is first of its kind - a scrim replay viewer that lives in the browser
the tooling around scrim analytics is lightyears ahead of where it used to be, i cannot wait to keep building cool things for parsertime
BREAKING: Sugarfree being deployed to the Middle East
ChrisTFer is sending Sugarfree to Riyadh on two tours of duty so he may return a grizzled veteran on Symmetra. He has placed a picture of PGE on the back of his phone so he remembers what he is fighting for
Source: Penpuin
ICE officers stopped by our farm yesterday.
“We need to inspect your property for illegal aliens,” one of them said.
I replied, “Alright, but whatever you do, don’t go into that field over there.”
The officer in charge exploded.
“Mister, I have the authority of the federal government behind me!” he barked, reaching into his back pocket. He yanked out a badge and shoved it in my face. “See this fucking badge? This badge means I can go wherever I want on ANY land. No questions asked, no answers given. Am I clear? Do you understand?”
I nodded politely and said, “Be my guest.” Then I went back to my chores.
About ten minutes later, I heard screaming.
I looked up and saw six ICE agents running for their lives, being chased by my big, mean, old bull.
And with every step, that bull was closing in fast.
It looked like they were about to get gored for sure.
So I dropped my tools, ran over to the fence, and shouted at the top of my lungs:
“YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR FUCKING BADGE!”