Tom Happy

Common sense isn't so common anymore.

[Republican Party of Minnesota @mngop]

There isn’t a sliver of difference between Walz and Klobuchar.

https://t.co/HNAD7ugXsX

[Minnesota Lady America First🇺🇸 @BubbyBlu29353]

David Meissner running for Secretary of State will be joining us this week.

Check out his website here: https://t.co/NQLSPpVYDx

Link is in the comments.

[JBartlett @JBartle44051086]

HEY MINNESOTA DID YOU ALL FORGET ABOUT THE WASTE, FRAUD AND ABUSE BY THE
@MinnesotaDFL @GovTimWalz @LtGovFlanagan @AGEllison @MNSteveSimon @amyklobuchar ?

IF YOU HAVEN'T FORGOT, GIVE ME A SHARE (RT) AND A LIKE.

[Michael Holmstrom @MichaelH_MN]

Today, the Senate approved a $4.5 million payout to Marvin Haynes for a wrongful conviction under Amy Klobuchar’s office.

False Evidence, & No physical evidence.

She isn’t governor yet, and Minnesotans are already paying for her mistakes.

[Minnesota Lady America First🇺🇸 @BubbyBlu29353]

WTAF?!

[Tom Happy @TomHappy01]

@cicero_mn When I was a kid my knees didn't ache looking at that ladder...

[Jason Robertson @JRobFromMN]

Minnesota is so retarded

We give hundreds of Billions of dollars to daycares and autism centers and they don’t verify they are an actual business or have kids or clients there

Meanwhile,
I’m getting my kitchen remodeled.

My licensed and insured contractor had to get a permit to unhook and rehook my sink

Then we had to have a city inspector verify the work

The Government literally does more auditing on a citizen installing a sink than they do to verify that learing centers getting Millions actually have kids there

[Tom Happy @TomHappy01]

Beyond ridiculous....

[Dustin Grage @GrageDustin]

🚨 Minnesota Democrats CAUGHT LYING about having the lowest tab fees in the Upper Midwest. Here’s what it actually costs for a 2026 Chevy Tahoe:

North Dakota: $93
South Dakota: $75
Wisconsin: $85
Minnesota: $956

Democrats went on to vote unanimously AGAINST lowering those fees.

[Tom Happy @TomHappy01]

@cicero_mn I pick them up almost every time, unless the wife or kids are with. They are defiantey getting scarce though.

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

HOLY CR*P 🚨 Minnesota Rep Krista Knudsen says they just found out the state TURNED OFF tracking for money being sent overseas

They turned it on for 2 weeks. Saw all the money leaving, and Democrats quickly SHUT OFF TRACKING to allow it to keep happening

READ THAT AGAIN

“Today in the fraud committee, the Department of Human Services testified that they haven't been tracking the IP addresses of money that's being literally flown out of our state and where it's going.

They did turn on that reporting for 2 weeks, and they found that yes, a lot of those IP addresses were tied to overseas computers, and then they quickly shut it off after just 2 weeks of seeing where this money is actually going”

“Every time we turn around, it's just more and more fraud scandals in our state”

[🇺🇸🇺🇸MN Veteran @Trish1214126171]

Right outside my office sits two wind turbans that have never turned, they have been there since 2009, $10 million dollars they cost, today they are being demolished, "expect explosions" at 9:15. What a waste of money. Good job MN. picture is from earlier this year.

[Minnesota Senate Republicans @mnsrc]

Wondering why your tab fees are so high? Thank a Democrat -- they raised them when they had full control of MN government.

We have a proposal to fix the mess they created (as usual).

[🪶Native Patriot 🇺🇸 @LaNativePatriot]

The “No Kings” people are acting like Kings again

[Tom Happy @TomHappy01]

Unbelievable! We can't have anything nice!!

[The Disrespected Trucker @DisrespectedThe]

Minnesota is trying to pass legislation limiting YOUR use of YOUR classic car or motorcycle to daylight weekend hours.

[AK Kamara @realakkamara]

This is the way!

Until changing the Minnesota flag is put on the ballot to let the people decide, every city that voted Trump should do this

[Steve Ferguson @lsferguson]

I suspect our entire almost 40 trillion dollar national debt is due to fraud. I actually suspect the amount stolen from us is way higher. We are being robbed blind and absolutely nothing is done about it

[Pete Stauber @PeteStauber]

Her voting record against American families, American businesses, and America first policies is as toxic.

[Tom Happy @TomHappy01]

Love these old things that still work. My boy calls it the beer stack when he sees the old chimney down at the bottom of the hill.

[Tom Happy @TomHappy01]

@cicero_mn Broke my thumb on one of those death traps last spring. I'll stick to my Honda three wheelers.

[Phillip C Parrish @phillipcparrish]

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
March 21, 2026

Walz’s Green Grift Exposed: Who’s Cashing In While Minnesota Families Pay $3.44 at the Pump?

St. Paul, MN – As Minnesota drivers face the sting of $3.44 per gallon for regular unleaded—up roughly 86 cents amid the Strait of Hormuz disruption—Phillip C. Parrish, 2026 Republican candidate for Governor, today released a hard-hitting article exposing the real profiteers behind the pain.

Titled “Walz’s Green Grift: Who’s Cashing In While Minnesota Pays $3.44 at the Pump?”, the piece lays bare how Alberta’s tar-sands barons pocket windfall profits from our dependence on imported heavy crude, while the DFL machine—led by Tim Walz’s legacy of green regulations and subsidy schemes—turns every fill-up into political ammunition. NGOs and green energy scammers rake in grants, mandates, and taxpayer-funded windfalls, all while blaming President Trump for a crisis their policies helped create.

Parrish writes: “While hardworking folks count change for groceries, school supplies, or Sunday offerings, a network of profiteers is cashing in big… It’s classic racketeering: inflate the pain, blame the fixer, profit from the panic. Families bleed; grifters feed.”

The article calls for an America-first fix: unleash domestic drilling in the Heartland, tap reserves aggressively, and end reliance on foreign barrels—no more windfalls for opportunists, no more blame games from the DFL syndicate. It paints a vision for a prosperous, God-honoring Minnesota where families thrive on merit, integrity, family farms, small businesses, and veterans’ service—not one looted by connected grifters.

Read the full article here:
https://t.co/Uzxjk6qIpL

Parrish, a retired U.S. Navy Lieutenant Commander, fraud whistleblower, farmer, father, teacher, and lifelong Minnesotan, is running to dismantle the criminal networks looting our state—political, nonprofit, corporate, and street-level.

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Contact:
Phillip C. Parrish
Candidate for Governor of Minnesota 2026
[email protected]
Heidi Wanty, Campaign Manager
[email protected]
Phone: [phone]