T-O-M

I haven't met most people yet.

[T-O-M @TomItUp]

*pets dog* alright, these things are domesticated enough. Let's get to work on bears.

[T-O-M @TomItUp]

@premierleague @everton they got that dog in em. #MyPLMorning #UTFT

[T-O-M @TomItUp]

@NBCSportsSoccer @premierleague Reggie supporting the claret and blue. Or the grey and lighter grey, as he calls them.

#MyPLMorning

[T-O-M @TomItUp]

@NBCSportsSoccer Reggie is excited for the game today. But only cause he doesn't know anything about their record vs Man City. #MyPLMorning

[T-O-M @TomItUp]

@NBCSportsSoccer I'm not sure if this is a handball or not. C'mon Burnley! #UTC #MyPLMorning

[T-O-M @TomItUp]

@guillotineshout @fultyFN @realDonaldTrump

[T-O-M @TomItUp]

@NBCSportsSoccer Watching all 10 games. The dogs are glued to the replay of the KDB strike.

[T-O-M @TomItUp]

@NBCSportsSoccer doesn't know what a Hotspur is and doesn't care. Getting all 3 today. #UTC #MyPLMorning #BURTOT

[T-O-M @TomItUp]

@NBCSportsSoccer derby day for Marco and Mack #MyPLMorning

[T-O-M @TomItUp]

@NBCSportsSoccer No complaints, this guy is a pro

[T-O-M @TomItUp]

@NBCSportsSoccer he still can't believe I only ordered one pair of sweatbands #MyPLMorning

[T-O-M @TomItUp]

@NBCSportsSoccer couple of huge Burnley fans. #myplmorning

[T-O-M @TomItUp]

@NBCSportsSoccer @bevhillsdogshow I woke up to this. Didn't have the heart to tell him Burnley don't play until Monday. #MyPLMorning

[T-O-M @TomItUp]

started from the bottom now he here. (my rescue dog, Marco)

[RobotRowboat™ @robotrowboat]

[birdwatching]
*lowers binoculars*
Exactly what are those sneaky little fucks up to?

[W.A.Mess @what_a_messs]

I'm trying to put some winter weight on to hide the gallons of ice cream I'm gonna eat

[T-O-M @TomItUp]

magic 8 balls are generally more insightful than regular 8 balls unless you're asking it something like 4+4

[T-O-M @TomItUp]

[first day at new job] so you guys got innies or outies?

[Maebe Marbles @maebemarbles]

*large male nurse rolls chair all the way across room, coming to a stop with his forehead pressed against yours*
SO YOUR CHART SAYS ANXIETY?

[Breathtaking @tupacdurex]

if you strike me down, i shall become more injured than you can possibly imagine