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didn’t see the sun for a month so I moved to Spain

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@Drprachi23 Gross

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@Feawitch @MesaMuse @Ebuka_PN Exactly this.

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@MesaMuse @Ebuka_PN 68 and 32 is very different though because you’re both mature and consenting adults. While an 18 year old is techicnally an adult, they are not mature, well reasoned or grounded and I cannot fathom for the life of me why an adult would want to be in a relationship with one.

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@Frid45 Their whole identity revolves around the idea that we are obsessed with them, but they fail to see that actually makes obsessed with us. 😂

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@DrvingWhileJosh @TheFootyFeed Who gives a fuck about the nfl though? 😂

Football is the biggest sport in the world by a mile, and you know it! That’s why you guys are all coping so hard.

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@CryptoGodJohn The US right now.

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@nicksortor Belgium: wins
The entire USA right now:

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@ericsburner What like baseball? 💀 football is by far the most popular and loved sport in the world and we all know that if America could, they would love to dominate it. I know it hurts that you don’t. 😂

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@sporadica @justme_1981 The whole USA rn.

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@sporadica This aged well. I’m spuridsed you left it up in all honesty.

How we doing today? Holding up okay? 4-1 is a pretty rough way to go out after Donny’s little tantrum the other day.

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@dixiepalmetto @lagos2145 @kirawontmiss Of course, but the thing is, you guys make it abundantly clear that you have a primal need to be “the best” at absolutely everything because your sense of identity completely relies on it.

It’s not in your DNA to willingly lose at anything, so forgive me if I call bullshit.

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@kirawontmiss Watching all these Americans coping so hard makes the win even more sweet, and I’m not even from Belgium. Thank you, I’ve never been so full of glee as I am today. 😂😂

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@lauriemerri @MrJoKeR604 Oh you’re really salty, huh? I know you wouldn’t be saying that if you won. Your people are so transparent. Take the L with grace, sweetie.

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@RasmusJarlov Ans then they got absolutely obliterated anyway. 😂🇺🇸💩

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@datum81 @NFLMemes And yet you lost horribly.

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@nicksortor It was the perfect end to the US’s journey. A victory has never tasted so sweet. The US tried to cheat but it just didn’t matter because you’ve always been completely mediocre at football. 🇺🇸💩

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@EricSpracklen It goes to show that you can cheat all you want but at the end of the day the US has always been mediocre at football and no amount of cheating will change that. The second you put them up against a good team, you get absolutely obliterated. 😂😂😂

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@CoreyCCuster Really you’re obsessed with us. Don’t you see how this goes both ways?

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@CoreyCCuster More evidence that your whole personality revolves around the idea of us being obsessed with you. Weird flex but okay. 😉

[Tom @TomLGrv]

@CoreyCCuster @PingvinenDin @IanJaeger29 I followed you because, by the way you write paragraph, it seems you’re easily triggers and I don’t want to forget to gloat when you get knocked out.

It’s entirely personal.