Austin G.

Avid disc golfer

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Coworkers are being too polite in my work white elephant exchange…let’s shake things up and swap for that assorted coffee mug collection and ruin someone’s holiday

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Big thanksgiving family bowling match tonight with me and the sister’s fiancée squaring off on the main lane…lights could not be brighter, stakes couldn’t be higher

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@pancakesalways 🫡

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Things have escalated over here

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It’s September 27 - neighbors are whacky as hell and I love it (other 20 tall foot skeleton not pictured)

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My man got those accent nails

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Lol kronk from emperor’s new groove making a cameo on the bachelorette rn

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Shiiiiit didn’t even see this thing…dragon will always be my number 1 but raptor making a strong case for itself

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How much for the dragon

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Goddamn mac demarco rules

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One tweet in the chamber for city of Columbus if these yard waste bags aren’t picked up today as scheduled…my garage has smelled of honey suckle for weeks

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My outdoor plants keep getting rug pulled by Apple weather forecasts

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I’ll say it once and I’ll say it a few more dozen times…no more 6am airport drop offs for Tera

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Country concerts (my first one) are where you can find the worst jeans in America.

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Shoutout to the grocers keeping those thanksgiving displays fully stocked with canned green beans and Libby’s pumpkin pie filling

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Guy’s job

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Had to have it #Halloween

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Croutons in a chicken Caesar wrap is next level stuff

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I can’t get Bob Dylan sings the Friends theme song out of my head

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I just fell down a set of stairs at my house and my ass went 15/15 steps