Tommy Danson

Tommy Danson has won the Young Agricultural Enthusiast award for 18 years running. He is the inventor of the pitch fork and also has the largest corn field ever

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@ubereats_uk Here's some images of a live promotion in your app. I DM'd you because you charged me full price and didn't take the £15 off. Whoever I'm speaking to said they can't refund me because the promo code doesn't exist, even though they've seen these screenshots?

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#PurpleAki

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@FPL__Raptor John Barnes

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@RoyalMailHelp @RoyalMailHelp ?

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@RoyalMail One of your scumbag employees has opened a parcel of mine, stole the jewellery from it and posted an empty parcel through my letterbox. What can be done about this?

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@RoyalMailHelp It didn't arrive 'damaged', it arrived with the contents clearly stolen. I highly doubt 'machine damage' can open an envelope and take out several pieces of jewellery without someone noticing. This is clearly theft and unacceptable, how can you find out who's responsible?

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@RoyalMailHelp @RoyalMailHelp

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@AG1792 @UbisoftSupport Outside, all of you. 5 minutes

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Carlos Baggons

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@ToddWiseman3 @chrisbadley's gums

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@Domfrary6 @Hermesparcels They've just asked me to direct them to my house from a nearby Landmark hahaha absolute joke

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@Hermesparcels what is this supposed to mean? When will I receive my parcel? I've never had any problems with any other delivery service except Hermes. Absolutely useless

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@nigelwickenden @julianHjessop

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@tracyg_66 @julianHjessop Shut up

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@julianHjessop Just came across one of your articles on Google. You're exactly what I thought you would be. An absolute bald turbo nonce. Get in the sea

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@julianHjessop No

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@TalkTalk you bunch of unscrupulous nonces, when will your broadband start working again?

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@RoyalMailHelp I posted something first class around 12 days ago and the parcel still hasn't arrived yet. I've tried checking the reference number 0216-ACAE-069C-A1A2 online and it just says 'An update will only be provided when we attempt to deliver your item'. Has it been lost?

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@ManCityCouncil Bald Nonce #mccGritterComp