Toni Guacamole

A humble avocado advocate for MPK Foods, a family business making delicious seasoning mixes. On a mission to explore the sights and flavors of Los Angeles!

[Toni Guacamole @ToniGuacamole]

When you’ve already gone over budget for the week:

[🍂 stick 🍂 @briggityboppity]

beautiful sky last night can't believe I finally got the see the northern lights

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

sometimes Noodle prefers to have his existential crisis in the fridge

[Toni Guacamole @ToniGuacamole]

@ollkorrect0

[Alexa @AnnLinkReville]

Blueberry, lemon curd tart. I’m ready for the eclipse 🫐🍋🌘

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

I am worried about the quiche industry.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

When pizza is on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime. When pizza is NOT on a bagel, you can also eat pizza anytime. It’s your life. Do whatever you want

[Quarantined Anders @andersjazz]

I am sailing perilously close to the sun on wings made of chocolate ganache.

[Tina Sieben @wnbawife]

Why does a can of biscuits open like that. Is life not scary enough

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

these celebrity partnerships are getting out of hand

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

A variety of ways pineapple is prepared
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[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

look what they’ve done to our boy

[Toni Guacamole @ToniGuacamole]

@geraldstratfor3 Looking sharp!

["#1 ruescott melshi fan” tom @HELLA_GIRTH]

barista asked if i’d watched dune and i said oh yeah and she said she’d messed up making a flower and got shai hulud instead

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

circling back to get a second sample at costco like

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

EGG THIEF

[Jonas Frei @jdfrei]

Maize. Corn in all its colors. A few varieties of Zea mays.

[All about Steve @1StevieKilner]

Trying to use up the last of the cheese before the diet starts.