Wimp Viking

Ancient Icelandic warrior. Old and broken-down. Abandoned by Thor, no hope of Valhalla. Still wielding the sword against the humorless and politically correct.

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@Avabelly__ Thread file.

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@onlyskypace 4

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@Mimiiben1 5

[Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes]

I've just written a song about tortillas; actually, it’s more of a rap

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@engineers_feed 4

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Why did the polygamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

[Ken Swift @kenswift]

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@kenswift @cbrennansports Fever 89, Sky 75

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

U-Haul has the worst drivers of any moving company

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If Lesbians drive Subarus, what kind of car does a Non-Binary person drive?

They don't care as long as it gets them/their

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

Sure, there are people in America who like international football. They fall into 4 groups:

Immigrants
Tourists
Americans who hate the USA and vow to leave whenever elections don't go their way, but then puss out and pretend to enjoy soccer as goth cosplay rebellion

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@Moonlighhy So if a gator is coming your way just pull out a toothbrush to show you come in peace . . .

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@HiddenHistoryYT I pounded on the keys of an Enigma machine at the National Cryptologic Museum at Ft. Meade in 2015. Maybe that was one of these.

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@atensnut My mother's name was Juanita. My mother-in-law's name was also Juanita. Weird, eh?

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@sciencegirl Final exams at this truck driving school are insane.

[Frank J. Fleming @IMAO_]

There are jokes that just would not be funny said by anyone else.

[jake @wormpuller]

The people are waking up. They’re starting to believe it’s not butter

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Finally someone has come up with a program to save us from AI!

[Sick @sickdotdev]

unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

If I had a dime for every time I got confused, I'd be wondering "Where did all these dimes come from?"