Tony Carpenetti

Follower of Jesus. Husband to my wife. Father to my children. Overall just a fun-guy.

[Tony Carpenetti @TonyCarpenetti]

Praise (and I can't stress this enough) God

[Tony Carpenetti @TonyCarpenetti]

@grok @grok is this true?

[Secretary Kennedy @SecKennedy]

To elevate America’s health, restore public trust, and reclaim our reputation for integrity and gold-standard science, @POTUS’s HHS will challenge even the most sacred public health dogmas through open debate and disciplined scientific scrutiny.

Watch as I shred @SenatorCantwell's chart from my recent hearing—a chart she used to argue that vaccines saved hundreds of millions of American lives by pointing to the 20th-century decline in infectious diseases.

[Nick Watts 🇺🇸 @NickWatts]

Conservatives say that guns are for sport, hunting, and self defense because that’s what they use them for.

Liberals say that guns are for killing people because that’s what they use them for.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

It’s all about Jesus.

[Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr]

Once again, a bullet has silenced the most eloquent truth teller of an era. My dear friend Charlie Kirk was our country's relentless and courageous crusader for free speech. We pray for Erika and the children. Charlie is already in paradise with the angels. We ask his prayers for our country.

[Tony Carpenetti @TonyCarpenetti]

@Harvard Ironic how the official Harvard University account messed up quoting their own post and ended up with a double space between "private" and "universities"

[Tony Carpenetti @TonyCarpenetti]

@JDVance

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

still cannot believe The South accepted this trade

[Tony Carpenetti @TonyCarpenetti]

@FoxNews Why is his name still misspelled?

[FOX College Football @CFBONFOX]

Buckeye Legends 🌰🐐

With tonight's National Championship win, @OhioStateFB had FOUR players finish the season with 1000+ yards 🔥

[Lauren Lee @laurenlee]

My favorite RFK Jr. moment:

“I spent 30 years trying to get mercury out of the fish in this country, and nobody ever called me anti-fish."

[Tony Carpenetti @TonyCarpenetti]

@BAGF_E @uofmcoverage The reporter literally asked him specifically about Ohio State and Michigan. He didn't invoke anything, watch the actual interview.

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Waited almost 20 years to make this joke

[Jeremiah @SYRmotsag]

Ohio States Opponents Penalties Rankings...

Total Penalties: OSU is ranked 133rd of 134.

Total Penalty Yards: OSU is ranked 134th.

Penalties per game: OSU is ranked 134th.

Penalty Yards per game OSU is ranked 134th.

The referees swallow their whistles in every game OSU plays in. Its insane how few calls OSU gets.

[Tony Carpenetti @TonyCarpenetti]

@NicoleShearintv In-N-O-Line

[Jon Root @JonnyRoot_]

Ohio State RB Treveyon Henderson did “Jesus Loves You” in sign language after scoring a TD vs Tennessee 👏

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

I had hoped to see @SpeakerJohnson grow a spine, but this bill full of pork shows he is a weak, weak man.  

The debt will continue to grow.  Ultimately the dollar will fail.  Democrats are clueless and Big Gov Republicans are complicit.

A sad day for America.

[Tony Carpenetti @TonyCarpenetti]

@ClearValue_Tax I think you forgot the link to your video in this post:
https://t.co/tZZK1UVnUt

[Ian Carroll @IanCarrollShow]

Just went to a store specifically for big and tall thinking I could buy pants there- turns out it’s just a store for wide people. Not tall fit people.

Walk out to see RFKs appointment- fat people, I love you, but it’s time we make America healthy again.

We’re being poisoned for profit. And I need some pants.

[Tony Carpenetti @TonyCarpenetti]

@Cancelcloco I feel this. I'm normally a 32/36, and I was in shock the other day when I found a 32/34 as Sam's club that actually fit me. But I can never find a shirt long enough that isn't made for someone twice my width.